Stoke 2 Ipswich 4
Stick your savings on it.
Stoke 2 Ipswich 4
Stick your savings on it.
Here we fucking go
Ah, you know our game!
I thought we could play the understudy. Once everyone has stopped looking at Spurs, they'll notice at about 11pm that it ended Stoke 0 Ipswich 6.
Anyway, we're 2-0 up. Football in turmoil.
WELL OK
Well, ok. Maybe not?
Why have they subbed off their keeper? Just seen the first howler; don't tell me he was at fault for three goals in nine minutes?!
I'm sorry, Spurs are what?
I'm afraid we're quite shit at the moment, sorry
Stoke going to get absolutely smashed to pieces by Ipswich tonight
Whereas I'm still holding out hope for a late call up
Ed "The Body" Milliband
Could have put "of times" at the end to actually finish that post. But why am I doing *everything* for you?
And what better way.
"Wardy, it's 8am for fuck sake"
A topless Tony Blair circa 1999.
It was the best of times
It was the Tony Blair being named Torso of the Week by Heat Magazine
Some documentary about the "manosphere" on BBC3, and a clip was plaid of some dickhead 'alpha' ranting about women and he said "Don't pay attention to women's feelings. They don't matter. Remember: women are just grown up children"
Er, isn't, um, everyone...a... grown up child.
Stoke City captain Ben Wilmot ruled out for the season now.
Our injuries have been so bad this season I'm expecting Pottermus to be ruled out until May as the next news.
Facebook memory of the woman on BBC's Rip Off Britain whose hot air balloon gift experience kept getting cancelled and whilst she got a full refund she was still annoyed because she no longer had happy associations with hot air balloons.
Watching The Sum of All Fears. Y'know, something light.
Your stuff is so nice! Definitely going to get myself some when I can.
Rosa Parks could have seen Shrek 2.
Djed Spence is the only one I could see making it.
SkyBet have an entire market entitled TOTTENHAM IN CRISIS
I will do this every single time.
Looking forward to this then! Whole series has been good fun.
As long as Gary makes that noise that limits his appeal I'm happy.
That's right, yes.
Absolute shite. I love that normally with these sorts of stories, the company buckle and say that, on this occasion, they'll let them off. Whereas here they appear to be saying, we told her several times, it's very clear, she ticked a box agreeing to all this. Fantastic.
“I burst into tears over the consequences of my own choice to chuck batteries in the bin.”
"Ogier said she knew batteries were not allowed to be thrown away in the one-tonne waste bag she had ordered online.
But she said that it did not occur to her that she was doing so because the batteries were in the toys."