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Stoke 2 Ipswich 4

Stick your savings on it.

10.03.2026 21:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here we fucking go

10.03.2026 21:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah, you know our game!

10.03.2026 20:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I thought we could play the understudy. Once everyone has stopped looking at Spurs, they'll notice at about 11pm that it ended Stoke 0 Ipswich 6.

Anyway, we're 2-0 up. Football in turmoil.

10.03.2026 20:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WELL OK

10.03.2026 20:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, ok. Maybe not?

10.03.2026 20:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why have they subbed off their keeper? Just seen the first howler; don't tell me he was at fault for three goals in nine minutes?!

10.03.2026 20:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm sorry, Spurs are what?

10.03.2026 20:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm afraid we're quite shit at the moment, sorry

10.03.2026 19:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stoke going to get absolutely smashed to pieces by Ipswich tonight

10.03.2026 18:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Whereas I'm still holding out hope for a late call up

10.03.2026 18:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ed "The Body" Milliband

10.03.2026 08:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Could have put "of times" at the end to actually finish that post. But why am I doing *everything* for you?

10.03.2026 08:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And what better way.

10.03.2026 08:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Wardy, it's 8am for fuck sake"

10.03.2026 08:01 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A topless Tony Blair circa 1999.

A topless Tony Blair circa 1999.

It was the best of times
It was the Tony Blair being named Torso of the Week by Heat Magazine

10.03.2026 08:00 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

Some documentary about the "manosphere" on BBC3, and a clip was plaid of some dickhead 'alpha' ranting about women and he said "Don't pay attention to women's feelings. They don't matter. Remember: women are just grown up children"

Er, isn't, um, everyone...a... grown up child.

09.03.2026 23:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a mascot on a soccer field wearing a jersey that says britain on it ALT: a mascot on a soccer field wearing a jersey that says britain on it

Stoke City captain Ben Wilmot ruled out for the season now.

Our injuries have been so bad this season I'm expecting Pottermus to be ruled out until May as the next news.

09.03.2026 21:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Facebook memory of the woman on BBC's Rip Off Britain whose hot air balloon gift experience kept getting cancelled and whilst she got a full refund she was still annoyed because she no longer had happy associations with hot air balloons.

09.03.2026 19:15 👍 67 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 1

Watching The Sum of All Fears. Y'know, something light.

09.03.2026 19:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your stuff is so nice! Definitely going to get myself some when I can.

09.03.2026 18:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rosa Parks could have seen Shrek 2.

09.03.2026 16:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Djed Spence is the only one I could see making it.

09.03.2026 13:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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SkyBet have an entire market entitled TOTTENHAM IN CRISIS

09.03.2026 12:41 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 2

I will do this every single time.

09.03.2026 09:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looking forward to this then! Whole series has been good fun.

As long as Gary makes that noise that limits his appeal I'm happy.

09.03.2026 09:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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That's right, yes.

09.03.2026 09:56 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Absolute shite. I love that normally with these sorts of stories, the company buckle and say that, on this occasion, they'll let them off. Whereas here they appear to be saying, we told her several times, it's very clear, she ticked a box agreeing to all this. Fantastic.

08.03.2026 22:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Guernsey mother in tears after £11,500 battery waste fine The woman accidentally threw away 23 AA batteries in children's toys during a house move.

“I burst into tears over the consequences of my own choice to chuck batteries in the bin.”

08.03.2026 21:53 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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"Ogier said she knew batteries were not allowed to be thrown away in the one-tonne waste bag she had ordered online.

But she said that it did not occur to her that she was doing so because the batteries were in the toys."

08.03.2026 21:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0