GoneGracieGone

Bernard you are not a plumbus

Breathtaking.

Ihm ollwais fink to mynsilf "hmm dats phunnie Ihm dohnt ruhnmenbur Bianca beein im da woom wiff mee"...
nauw ihm noe Ihm wuz ryte beclaws hurr GREMLIN !!

tofu and tesla cats cuddling together

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PET PHOTO REQUEST

i am getting a battery of medical tests on my eyes and brain today and i'm nervous as hell. by sending your cutest pet pictures, you can stave off my anxiety for 30 seconds

You know you’re the kid that chews up bits of paper and then spits them in his desk
But that’s OK because I saw the kid from my class who did this not too long ago and he’s doing pretty good so it’s not as bad as we could’ve done

#True #TrueStory #Truth #TROOF

Yes, I can agree to this statement

You know buddy you’re kind of making me look bad just because I want the place that we sleep to be clean
I do it for you as much as I do it for myself you little stinker

p.s.

dis iz da phayse ov an huhntur whoo brott da Moom an 🐭 in da middoll ov da nyte lasst nyte

Here is the same litter of #kittens nursing that same day...
#TimelineCleanse

#BernardToTheRescue

They were buddy. The poops were definitely coming from inside the house. You’re such a good guy. I love you. Take a nice long nap and try not to think anymore about it for now.

In the foreground, we see a female fluffy cat with orange and white fur and in the deep blurry background, we see the silhouette of a second cat that’s mostly white. He has a red oval around him that it was added, after the photo was taken in the editing process

It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.

THIS.

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

A short haired male cat with white fur is lying on his back with his eyes closed, and his front paws folded up, and his hind paws stretched out very far

Ihm gittin rehddie furr dia imcombing blizzard

#Caturday #Hedgewatch #CatsAreFamily #BernardToTheRescue

“ I loved my human children enough to leave them in the ovarian system of existential mystery where they’d maybe even get Medicare- better chance in there”

Gotta take care of that CHI

CLAWS! (Jaws OwlKitty parody) YouTube video by OwlKitty

mew desurb lahhphtur dis #Caturday buht mew neeb to pheer caytts to soo Ihm show mew dis …

🦈+🐈=🩸🏴‍☠️☠️🪦U

youtu.be/hhmKfpKM8bw?...

Let’s hope he was also terrified of male pattern baldness …

Mistakenly deported college student details how her life turned upside down She was a college student with no criminal record and no reason to believe she was at risk of being sent back to her native Honduras.

This young woman has been in a country she left at age 3. As a 19 year-old college student in greater Boston, education has been interrupted with the potential to be irreparably harmed. We must do right by her & bring her back -not next week or the week after-NOW

www.ktvb.com/article/news...

Iyam so phreeking machoor

The most sophisticat in the world you are

Dats rytt beclaws Ihm mewr man, nawt an “pet” whuteber dat iz - Ihm sophisticat, binch

No, I’m calling the human version of this theory the “pet“ of a bad dead man
or a dead bad man
he’s dead
he’s bad
but not in the Michael Jackson “bad“ new release 1987 way

I almost wish Scalia could see his pet anti democratic bullshit fantasy

I said ALMOST -

FELINE EXECUTIVE THEORY" IF A CAT DOES X X CANNOT BE A CRIME BECAUSE X WAS DONE BY A CAT

Mew murst be cat to kwalihfy furr dis

OWNLY CAT = LAWLESS & CRIMBLESS

POTUS = if lawless, den crimbfull

qwestionible atempters & shaydee partioners will be sent to da neerist veterinarIan furr PHULL BAWDY chek furr ehvidense ov leegull catness

Barney, the ginger and white cat, is on the sofa with his human. He looks grumpy.

Yes mum, I will make an exception and snuggle with you on the couch. But no, I will not smile for the camera. I don't want people to think I like this! 😼 ~Barney 🐈
#hedgewatch