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he knows about his divorcé vibes btw

🐱 i’ve never been married but ID “min yoongi’s divorcée” sent this story
🐱 if someone sees, they will misunderstand. they’ll misunderstand
🐱 i’ve never been married, i…

note his smug ass smile. he knows what this appeal is

semi-related, but when yoongi crushed walnuts with his bare hands like it was nothing??

🐱 did you see my grip strength?
🐨🐥 oh~~ very cool!!
🐱 i was surprised. why did that break?

yoongi observed and remembered that there were crackers around. when he observed that hobi and jimin were drinking whiskey only. he went to go make them canapés

🐱 i have a good memory. saw the imitation crab in the fridge. then i remembered that there were crackers around

AND he bookended the tour with this:

🐱 what’s the big deal about the tattoo that (you’re) keep asking me to show it? here, here, here it is

don’t think i didn’t notice the subtle flex of the arm 👁️👁️ i know your game, min yoongi. i’m on to you, sir

YG:

how can a man that evokes “it was love, after all” through his actual words & actions and his art be anything other than a Yearner? he might be more Yearner than he is human, i fear

friendly reminder: yoongi playing the guitar and singing on *his* birthday live
the song is titled: “love that hurts too much was not love, after all”*

🐱 you didn’t know i’m good?

IF I SPEAK—

btw someone who does things according to their own preferences and someone who accommodates others, which type do you think you’re closer to? 🐱 i’m more comfortable accommodating others. it has nothing to do with personal taste either. i’m even bad at choosing food from menus. there’s been times when I spent 2-3 hours trying to decide what to eat and ended up not eating at all. except for work, there’s nothing I think absolutely must be done a certain way. so it’s much more comfortable for me to accommodate someone else. if that feeling becomes stronger, that might be love too. there’s many kinds of love, after all

bts self-analysis i think about a lot #2:

do you stick to your preferences or accommodate to others?

🐱 except for work… it’s much more comfortable for me to accommodate someone else. if that feeling becomes stronger, that might be love too

(full translation in alt text - plz read 4 all its glory)

sluttiest yoongi video in existence, in my opinion

remember when namjoon led yoongi across the seoul sky bridge? and namjoon shrugged it off with a joke but then yoongi said THIS?
mind u they didn’t look at each other once

아저씨생일축하해요♡

the way namgi immediately turned to make sure jungkook was okay 🥹

this is my v(min)illain origin story

10. Fave Random Fact: it is important to me that everyone knows the nuance of the fact that JK didn't just say "wow, thighs" when he met NJ, he said 꿀벅지 <kkul beokji> which means 'honey thighs', a slang term for thick, luscious, powerful thighs, often used to describe women. Thank you for your time.

sj standing over sitting and giggling vmin. sj is grabbing the back of their hoodies and pulling them up

exactly

NJ: JM and i went to the bathhouse today
OT5, probably: where was my invite?

hs and jm are also most likely to tease jk with
“it feels good?”
“you crying?”
should jk moan out any comment

IMPORTANT DETAIL I MISSED: jm adds “(your) body is nice” as he touches th 😭😭

wait omg i totally missed jm saying th’s “body is nice”!!!!!!! (that’s where the sub comes from im guessing)

dare i say he kind of likes it? dare i say he knew jk would bite the bait??? (jk absolutely bit the bait and went into a millionth retelling)

of course jihope hang onto jk saying it was fun
“it‘s fun?”
“you crying, jungkook?”

NJ gushing about SJ’s face (it’s worth a bajillion won)
🤝
SJ gushing about NJ’s brain (there is nothing he doesn’t know)

*벙찌다 conjures up the image of being unable to speak. sub says “freeze” and sure that works but there’s actually 얼어붙다 for that. i just had to let my vminies know

🗣️ if you met v for the first time today, what would you say?

🐥 taehyungie is so handsome that i‘d be speechless*, if i met him today
🐯 i am great at saying hello
🐥 “oh, you must work out”
🐯 oh, touch♡

this habit of jin’s drives me insane
the slow head tilt back, the NECK

jungkook my little fatalist….

JK had to let it be known that it wasn’t NJ’s performance, but NJ the entire person brought him here? ok, what’s new?

but the fact that
>>>NJ<<< brought up the namkook thigh lore
you see, imma need a minute on that one

there’s a saying in korean that goes something along the lines of “(dream) reading over dream (itself)” where the interpretation gives the “text” a much more important meaning and this is exactly that bc wow……

or even a music note 🥹

puppy is soaked and wants a hug 💔💔💔 (yes it totally was….. somebody hug that quixotic quirky queer puppy NOW)