Of course, but I'm locking up my steamer when you do.
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Of course, but I'm locking up my steamer when you do.
I'm not going to ask how you know that.
A fake tan dude with a shitty haircut and goatee posing too close to a smiling blonde woman
A fake tan dude wearing a gun belt buckle amongst other shitty things, poses with a girl in a ra ra skirt and a black halter top.
A fake tan tattooed dude in ugly sunglasses and gross clothes pouts next to a dark-haired woman wearing black
One of these things is not like the other, but I just wanted to share this extremely fake tan muscle dude in board shorts and a sleeveless shirt standing next to a bodybuilder woman in a sparkly bikini
In 2009 I collected pictures of these types of guys to post on facebook for laughs. Sadly, they're really lo-res but I'll share a few faves...
I always thought it was buckle fat and was the reason I couldn't do up my belt.
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
A young woman writes...
Dear Casey,
A reverend invited me to Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. He told me I could be his "guest ball handler". I asked why a man of God would say such a thing. He said "Why ask why?".
God bless,
Kim in Ohio
I dunno about that. For one, it has solved the problem of me having to eat brussels sprouts.
The butter's hard again. Winter's back.
john carpenter's the thingie
the only euphemism for an er*ction allowed in my household is "Satan's cramp"
And he woulda got away with it if it wasn't for those darn kids and their delicious pizza pies!
None. Not even one.
My name is Flute Manhawk, but you can call me Pterocarya Fraxinifolia if you want.
Why do you think we post them?
It's a good face! I will only look at it in moderation.
Whenever I see a reel with the caption "about last night..." I let out a long, slow fart.
Two dogs with pointy ears snoozing on a couch
Pointy Earz 4 Evah
two black dildos attached together by a string are hanging over a telephone wire near a brick building.
Somebody lost their nunchucks!
I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into the van.
my village has a wild animal park where you pay 20 dollars & they give you a sandwich & a drink & then send you deep into the forest where you can see all the half human, half goat creatures until you’re finally eaten by a malevolent, cannibalistic spirit called a wendigo.
Somebody took my th!
I probably won’t be able to jerk off for a while because I made risotto tonight.
Lucky for them, the majority of the populace don’t know the difference either.
In case you were wondering, for me, the platonic ideal of a man’s hairstyle is Peter Hammill’s circa A Plague of Lighthouse Keepers.
Alas, mine have always been a bit too fine.
I’ve always envied men with thick luxurious locks.
An apple sandwich a day keeps the doctor sandwich away.
Is there a black market where I can buy a fighter jet for "personal use"?
I've run out of risotto jokes 🙁
When you've got three dogs, the melting snow in the backyard reveals LOTS of squishy little landmines.
This account is now solely devoted to risotto-based humour.
*Man with one arm twice as big as the other*
Yeah, I, uh, eat a lot of risotto
