An entire generation has been convinced online that Kobe Bryant was “found innocent,” and I cannot express how much that did not happen.
His victim stopped cooperating with prosecutors because she was getting so much harassment, and he begged her to settle.
I happened to get on the reserve list before it came out. It’s great so far!
Anybody who ever says shit like this is too much of a wimp to be poor. A week of the added poverty fees would knock his ass out.
Ben McKenzie also wrote a book on cryptocurrency called Easy Money. It’s excellent.
Congratulations!
Audiobook of Adult Braces by Lindy West
Now listening
Home security systems are safety theater. They make us feel like we’re in control, but they don’t actually reduce the risk of violence.
If anything, they’re a part of a broader, predatory industry that exploits our fears and *increases* the risk of violence to keep us spending money.
After revelations that companies like Ring have been selling home security footage to ICE, the most common defense of keeping a camera up seems to be, “But what if I’m stalked?”
And as a violence researcher, I’m just here to state for the record that police do not care about your security footage.
Pitt Drum Major Soren Henkle.
You’re welcome
There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws
is it good that Iran is putting mines in the strait of hormuz? we asked this group of Iowa republican voters, who agreed that the real problem was trans athl
“I’m apolitical. I’m really intimidated by all this stuff and I want people to like me. I’m scared and a little dumb. Can we still hang? I’m sorry. Why are you mad at me! Okay change of plans I am conservative.”
I am increasingly convinced that “apolitical“ means “I‘m kind of dumb, sorry.”
It’s incredible what a bunch of high school kids can do with a camcorder and some gumption.
This is the future liberals want
bad black and white drawing of a giant single cheerio in a bowl. the cheerio is only slightly smaller than the bowl
introducing Cheerios Grandé!
They truly want you to believe this shit is inevitable and actually better than human endeavor but the one surefire thing that can stop it is not agreeing to the first two things. That’s all! That also means not willingly feeding it. It’s not difficult to avoid using it!
It’s true!
‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’
‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’
‘Hello’ is not related to either.
Goodbye.
What do you mean it’s “giving day”? I work here. You pay my salary. I’m not giving it back???
Universities you work for love to be like:
💖 ✨ YOU ARE INVITED ✨ 💖
🪩 🕺 to give us money 💃🏼 🪩
america is the land of opportunity. you could become a navy seal, and then even a US senator, and before you know it you’re breaking a marine veteran’s arm with no repercussions. greatest country on earth.
swap the SNAP and DOD budgets
Sign in window reads “Sorry we are closed today due to short people. We will be back on Wednesday.”
Randy Newman: *nods approvingly*
Sometimes I just want to scream, Holy Fucking Shit let people be who they are. Let them explore. How much pain is caused by holding so tightly to this made up gender prescriptive bullshit?
Historian of French Revolution here to say that in periods like this, squeamish compromisers do as much to drive radicalization as do ideologues. If you keep making excuses for the unfit king, eventually folks come for you and him.
Champagne for my real friends
Sparkling white wine for my sham friends
