ryder 😮‍💨

i’m going to start twitch streaming again

I saw a post saying that ICE is pausing its tip line, so I decided to call myself to verify.

The recorded voicemail said they are not currently accepting immigration status tips.

Good job, friends.

we should just get married at this point

if a guy takes longer than 15 minutes to shower i don’t trust him

spring training CANNOT come fast enough

you’re an icon of mine (no pun intended, IconBlond)

literally both of us, why do you think we mobile order food?

okay these Kings are so fun to watch

he lowkey looks like the guy from 21 Jump Street

do NOT try to find the bottom of bottomless mimosas, it doesn’t exist

finding a dog sitter for two huskies for four days is so stressful holy shit

"Meanwhile, at the Giants front office..."

#SFGiants 🥃⚾️
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free will is taking a shower at 11:31 pm on a sunday night

i’m just not gonna watch the Mountain West Championship game

homie made me wait 4 hours to play games 😔

🥳🥳

i may not be the best Clone Hero/Guitsr Hero player… but after six years (SIX YEARS), Hotel California is dead. the FC stayed alive

third time’s the charm?

NEW TANK NEW TANK NEW TANK

PREACH IT KATE

in my minecraft server, almost everyone went to defeat the ended dragon. i was building multiple acacia houses and my sister built a hobbit hole

looks like i’m drinking tonight

the niners saw the giants invent “torture baseball” and decided to invent “torture football”

why do i feel so disconnected today?

Moon dressed up as Uranus

NINERS GAME DAY ♥️💛

SWEEP THE SEACHICKENS

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

tomorrow is niners game day, WHAT THE HELL IS A SEAHAWK

IT TURNED OUT SO GOOD

both of these sound like my time playing cyberpunk 2077