the alt-text deserves a pulitzer. maybe a nobel.
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the alt-text deserves a pulitzer. maybe a nobel.
The image features the word "congratulations." above a chemical structure, with text below that reads "You've scrolled so far you found the dopamine," humorously rewarding the viewer for their extensive scrolling with a representation of the neurotransmitter associated with pleasure and reward.
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I am so sorry for your loss. Thank you for sharing your Parkin with us. ❤️
@jason1749.bsky.social
Now that things are back up, I need to share with you all that Charles Leclerc's dog Leo was at his wedding.
If you’re a Kindle Unlimited Reader, all three books of The Warden are available now
#ku #kufantasy #kindleunlimited #kindle #fantasy #necromancy
www.amazon.com/dp/B0BY983GT...
Padma Lakshmi just cooked this guy.
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two 2”x2” paintings of neon signs that look like pigeons
tried to rest this afternoon but painted two tiny little neon pigeons instead #art
A white with black feral cat and a black with white feral cats snuggling in a box. They look a bit rough but sweet. They are twelve years old which is about five years older than most street cats survive for. Can you give them a soft place to land?
A white with black feral cat and a black with white feral cats snuggling in a box. They look a bit rough but sweet. They are twelve years old which is about five years older than most street cats survive for. Can you give them a soft place to land?
Okay Brooklyn! Wild cat rescue ask!
Two feral cats who are now 12 walked inside someone’s apartment during the blizzard. It’s time for them to retire from the streets but can’t stay where they are. Can they stay with you?
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My state of the union pre-buttal:
“Fuck right the fuck off.”
tweet from lisa desjardins reporting SOTU might be up to 3 hours long
It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas
Steve's 'Under Pressure' mug: inotternews.etsy.com/listing/1717...
John Sununu’s haircut
The anchors in the NBC Olympics studio explaining they have to delay the slalom. Carmen Sandiago stole the freaking mountain. "Very little retail value" and "because she can" are phrases that are repeated. Footage of an athlete standing by a big hole, hands on hips. Frustration written on their face
ok had to draw this too
Whadaya gonna do? Use some of that .. BOXing ?
@llkats.com and I are still recruiting members. Sadly, Rizzo cannot knit. He can only stare at you.
Get out of this conversation Luke
I am into it though
Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc: It’s so dumb. Kate Hudson as Birdie Jay: It’s so dumb, it’s brilliant! Daniel Craig again: No! It’s just dumb!
The mantra of the last decade.
Infosec used to be serious
That halftime performance was definitely the second finest show I have ever seen about Puerto Rico (aka Progress Island, USA)
One of the best Super Bowl halftime shows I’ve ever watched.
Scotland has passed a law that all new buildings must install ‘swift bricks’ which are hollowed out bricks to help nesting swifts and other endangered birds! Swifts are especially endangered because so many chimneys now have chimney caps. Swifts return to the same nesting spot year after year.
another year of us not running a super bowl ad
For those that can't escape Photoshop, (such as myself RIP) request an agent to speak with on their virtual assistant to switch your plan not listed on the site. I requested to REMOVE generative AI "features" or extra apps -- it took me about an hour, but my plan went from 22.99 to 15.99 a month.
IHWSH's Galentine's Gift Collection is On Sale Now! Visit ihwsh.org/shop to buy a bag! Each bag is filled with a curated collection of tasty items by local artisan talent. Let's celebrate the friendships that got us through 2025 AND fund women's healthcare at the same time. 1 act of kindness can have a lasting effect on the community <3 2026 Makers: (L-R; top-bottom): Adrian Torres, Amanda Wiese, Amy Evans, Cat Nguyen, Christina Au, Jassi Bindra, Jesse Cushman, Joseph Berck & Jamie Gonzalez, Lindsay Rae Burleson, Lucianna Emiliani, Ope Amosu, Priscilla Trevino, Sabina Khan & Team, Suu Khin, Van Teamer All proceeds fund free mammograms for uninsured food and beverage workers. Big thank you to our sponsor, Dr. Damla Karsan at Comprehensive Women's Healthcare. Her commitment to women's health has no limits, and her support for our programs is unfailing. She and her team provide care for women at every stage of life. We are honored to call Dr. Karsan our physician and our friend.
Houston friends (Or people with friends in Houston): You should really buy your local bestie a Galentine's Bag. These amazing goodie-stuffed bags are not only a lovely "thinking of you", but they also fund mammograms for food and beverage workers. Total win-win.
