Michael Douglas Hall

Wow this is still here. Ok cool

Is this place…fun?

Ya know, I get Donald Fagen being pissed at having Steely Dan called yacht rock, but there is a genre literally labeled butt rock. It’s playing at this bar I’m at right now, and I only hear butt.

I'm in a Chinese restaurant in midtown and there are two guys doing a scene from Glen Garry Glenross

GENE SHALIT IS STILL WITH US

Anybody looking for an actor for their project in the NYC area? Guess what! I’m here!

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth

Elbows up, Canada.

Stankoven for a last name is a curse as a child and amazing as an adult. Gotta get through middle school and it’s smooth sailing for Stankoven.

Got my taxes done so yeah, you could say I’m old.

Cybertruck in the parking lot. So work’s gonna be that way today, huh?

AI should make my script, “Ernest Solves The Trolley Problem”

Two years ago my episode of Wheel of Fortune aired! I cleaned up, missed the last round. I’ll never forget “Waving My Hands” as long as I live! Got a trip to St Lucia and a nice bit of money!

Step 1: make it so that all Americans are scientifically female.

Step 2: eliminate the Equal Employment Opportunity Act.

Step 3: no one can get a job, because we’re all women and are discriminated against.

Step 4: …profit?

Just saw someone call the dance that Trump does the Bukkake Shuffle and we need to tell all athletes doing this after TDs or wins that’s what it’s called and see how quickly we kill this “dance”

Split my pants at my place of work where I’m not appreciated can I get a hell yeah?

We don’t talk enough about how we celebrate the new year by collectively celebrating dropping the ball.

Oh ok yeah my epitaph

Same!

Bird flew? Ok, smart guy. Where? Where bird flew?

20 years ago we were suing teenagers for millions of dollars because they were torrenting a single Metallica album and now billionaires are demanding the free right to every work in history, so that they can re-sell it.

The law only ever serves capital.

Yeah I've got Havana syndrome — simply havana wonderful Christmas time

If I called something a toboggan, what would you say I’m referring to?
Like for “hat”
Comment for “sled”

These republicans really think they are the rebel alliance from the star war

I happened to catch a minute of the Supreme Court arguments just now regarding trans therapy and Sotomayor said that being 1% of the population and counting on the democratic process is foolish. I really hope she can hang on another four years in this role.

Two things I see are canceled this week that I thought were pretty safe:
Muppet History
Roscoe’s Chicken and waffles

Six decades later, Star Trek may still be the only franchise based on the ideas that diversity is strength, justice is the measure of civilization, bounty is to be shared, peace is worth the price, and all these things can be achieved.

We need more shows that look ahead and find goodness.

For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.

Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.