The Pokéball of Hormuz
12.03.2026 12:49
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The Pokéball of Hormuz
Nutritional yeast, violife mexican shreds, salso, hot sauces. Then refilled potatoes with the potato, reheated to get fake cheese all gooey. Threw on my toppungs and some tomatoes, and its good to go
Protein topping: tvp+black beans+low sodium taco seasoning + cilantro for protein topping. Cilantro lime sauce: made cashew sour cream with lactic acid, then added lime, cilantro, ground corriander. Baked potato so skin got crispy, cut in half, scooped out centers, mashed the centers with
I made vegan potacos last night. Potacos are the answer to the oft asked question, what if potato but also taco. That means leftovers for lunch! Yay!
making a metal horse just to name it RoboClop
The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣
Plus more people should be eating beans because, well, BEANS
I honestly kinda hope it's fiber, mainly because so many people don't get enough in per day, and the whole carnivore/keto/protein thing only exacerbated that
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
I saw this earlier and thought… I need to pass this along.
Stop 👏 having 👏 unrealistic 👏 body 👏 standards 👏 for 👏 camels 👏
The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?
It’s already happening. Iran attacked a desalination plant in Bahrain.
This war has to end immediately. If it turns into a water war we will be dealing with a whole different level of a humanitarian catastrophe across the region.
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jesus CHRIST
holy absolute fuck
Calzones shaped like dinosaurs
I’m convinced that dino shaped calzones would fix me✨
The flavor is not bad? It’s like vanilla and nutmeg and cinnamon. But then the texture is weird, and becomes more upsetting as the ice cream melts and visible oyster crackers emerge.
People hate ICE and they hate Trump.
If we had an opposition party this wouldn’t be so hard.
Never going back to this fascist shithole.
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
video taken in downtown minneapolis today of reported bounty hunters PULLING A GUN on someone standing in the road in front of city hall. (business on the van is fake.) hennepin county sheriff’s deputies were right behind and did nothing
video by government employee who saw it on their lunch break
I am so sore today. Gogol Bordello was incredible, of course. Was dancing the whole time. Was singing the whole show, too, but somehow still have my voice the next day, unlike their last show.
Hi yes thank you for asking yes Gogol Bordello was fucking incredible tonight in Portland omgggggggg
"we destroyed the village in a save-y way"
A grumpy looking camel with nice looking hair on its head and 2 humps
this mfer got 3 haircuts
the war is unpopular but it's also illegal but it also doesn't serve any purpose but it also undermines diplomacy but it also is set to produce the opposite outcome as intended but it also already has hundreds dead and threatens more but it also will not make anything better for anyone but it also
