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Extremely active brown spider here. It has been trying to build a web around me.

I forgot about the giant spider until just now when it ran across the quilt.

I hate the tags on the inside of shirts so much. At least the ones on pants are flat, and sewn into the fabric so they don't dangle around at random and press against the skin with their edges.

How does hair end up on the inside of the phone case.

New year, new chess.com bots. This time they're all Magnus Carlsen.

Hate auto-log-out. I don't remember any of these passwords, have to spend all that effort trying to guess whatever it was set as.

Blargh need to throw away this gallon jug, the top dumped water all over me while it was closed.

I am officially a terrible landlord; evicted a spider two days before Christmas.

Bought three more pies.

Turns out when the store took my order for a gallon of 'sweet or green tea' the person who did the ordering went with 'this means two cases'. Won't have to get more of that stuff for a while.

The outside crust of the pie is my least favorite part. Even if it isn't burnt, there's practically no way to get an appropriate amount of pie filling onto the same bite as a giant lump of crust, and then you're just chewing on a dry lump of unleavened bread. Hardtack is more inviting.

At least after this ham has been in the fridge for a while I can pretend it's actually tofu and therefore supposed to not have any flavor or texture whatsoever.

Still can't pretend that it's good for you though.

There's a spider of similar size and appearance in the shower again. Might have been two in there the whole time and I had only ever seen one at a time. It also might be that the cause of death was gang violence now.

Turns out the ice cream crystalized. Not my favorite texture, but it's still good.

RIP shower spider, it was found curled up, dead of unknown causes. Possibly starvation, potentially because it's winter. I don't have spider autopsy skills.

Whoops plugged in too many kitchen appliances and tripped the breaker. Hope the ice cream is still frozen.

The true bone-hurting-juice is the cold water tap in winter when you turn on the wrong faucet to wash your hands.

Turns out they were under the mail. Imagine getting through that pile of junk in a timely manner.

Oh, November is over. Should probably shave then.

whoops apparently flipping my wallet open and closed eventually leads to it flinging my cards off into the distance. I should probably not do that again.

Okay I know I *have* keys, I had to use them to get into the house. No idea where they went though.

I really ought to label which side of the sink is cold water and hot so I don't wait for entirely too long for the water to heat up to scrub the one dish I'm trying to clean.

Nice thing about it being 'danger of pipes freezing' is that the water is *super* cold.

Living room spider made an appearance again. That's perfectly acceptable, as long as they keep away from my pants.

Apropos of nothing, branding sucks. The concept of 'building a personal brand' sucks. The corporations trying to make themselves look cool suck. The ones that aren't doing that also suck, but still.

Bluh, so much for getting away from 'interacting with a throng of people for several days straight' without getting any sort of illness. Bit of a delay though.

I should look into getting my car's battery charged tomorrow. The frost on the windshield makes me think that I'm not gonna be wanting to walk places very much in the coming days.

How dare it be even colder.

Tonight the temperature is scheduled to go below the -5C minimum survivable by spiders, so turning up the heat a bit. No idea where they went, but spiders are the allies against the enemy of literally every bug that gets attracted to the lights.

Laying down on top of the milky way bar is not a good idea for its continued physical structural stability. At least there's no mess until the thing gets opened up.