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"Fucking wanker, fucking bastard, fucking cunt", Dr Michael Woodley 2003. http://www.mobobo.co.uk http://www.notacreative.co.uk

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Keir Starmer says what Kneecap stand for is ‘completely intolerable’ The Prime Minister made the statement during a trip to Belfast

Fuck Keir Starmer

- A man who couldn't get us cancelled from Glasto

- A man who couldn't beat us in court

- A man who has destroyed the Labour Party

- A man whose government supports war criminals in Israel with weapons and intelligence

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

12.03.2026 20:24 👍 981 🔁 273 💬 28 📌 20

No, I'm not body shaming. We can all be sensitive about how we look, the difference is most of us, unlike Musk and Trump, don't run to AI to try and reimagine & lie about how we look.

Plus, obviously, the vast majority of us aren't Nazis hoarding wealth and being utter scumbags.

12.03.2026 20:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What's up, Wembley?

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12.03.2026 20:39 👍 739 🔁 174 💬 19 📌 44

Glad to read he's OK. All the BEST people are into art.

12.03.2026 20:22 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

More Hannahs please

12.03.2026 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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British man charged in Dubai for alleged filming of Iranian missiles

BBC News screenshot British man charged in Dubai for alleged filming of Iranian missiles

I wouldn't be surprised at all to learn it tax dodgers was Richard Tice, Reform UK, and h UAE propaganda bint Isabel Oakeshott what dobbed them in to the authorities...

12.03.2026 15:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
12.03.2026 14:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They gave me a support email. Support email bounced back with an auto message directing me to join them as a customer & trawl forums.

NO. IT'S A FUCKING FORM FFS. Forms that won't submit should say why and tell you what to fix. With large companies contracting this out to get such a UX fail is shit

12.03.2026 14:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just went to form hell and back. Filled out form, hit "Next" scrolled back up to an area of the form as if I'd missed out a reqd field. No reqd fields empty. Checked, checked again. Still couldn't continue via "Next" button. Large firm contracting out forms to a form specialist. Emailed form handler

12.03.2026 14:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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A new report shows hitting our climate targets by 2050 costs less than one oil shock costs the UK.

We need a rapid transition to clean energy to shield people & the economy from price spikes every time oil prices jump.

Some commentators still can’t connect those dots…

12.03.2026 10:05 👍 1269 🔁 347 💬 58 📌 41

I loved this comparison of the two Menaces.

12.03.2026 09:38 👍 373 🔁 142 💬 13 📌 6
An early incarnation of Dennis: a boy with a spiky mop of black hair and bandy, knobbly-kneed legs, walks down a street carrying a tin of red paint, watched suspiciously by a policeman

An early incarnation of Dennis: a boy with a spiky mop of black hair and bandy, knobbly-kneed legs, walks down a street carrying a tin of red paint, watched suspiciously by a policeman

It’s the 75th anniversary of a man in Dundee called David Law creating the “world’s wildest boy”, who lived in the pages of The Beano, and later that same year acquired a stripy jumper which he never again took off – and in 1968 got a dog as disciplined as its owner: Gnasher 🧵

12.03.2026 09:18 👍 269 🔁 86 💬 13 📌 22

Gov: We've got to protect kids
also Gov: Lets hand massive contracts to someone that pushes CSAM on his platform

FML

12.03.2026 09:37 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Epstein used modelling agent to recruit girls, Brazilian women tell BBC Modelling agent used businesses to recruit girls and arrange US visas to visit Jeffrey Epstein, Brazilian women tell BBC.

I've said it before & I'll say it again. The investigation into Epstein needs to be international, just like the billionaires money behind him.
We're seeing a handful of EU countries begin to work together and that is a good start, but it's not nearly enough.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

12.03.2026 09:35 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

To everyone mocking up £5 notes today: +10 points if it's not AI generated.

12.03.2026 09:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

War mongering media don’t have more votes than anyone else.

They try to ridicule us.

They try to silence us.

But we keep growing the movement.

We oppose war.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

And we win.

12.03.2026 09:24 👍 714 🔁 205 💬 11 📌 9
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Oil price will come down 'more than anybody understands', claims Trump

BBC Breaking News screenshot Oil price will come down 'more than anybody understands', claims Trump

What. A. Fuckwhit.

12.03.2026 08:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Polanski stood by breast enlargement hypnosis claim

BBC News screenshot Polanski stood by breast enlargement hypnosis claim

The establishment is in full shitting itself mode over Zac.

Good.

11.03.2026 21:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

100% agree

11.03.2026 21:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Unite announces cut to Labour membership fees by £580,000 UK union cutting contributions as talks with Birmingham council fail to reach resolution over bin strike

Oof right up the Starmer...

The union’s general secretary, Sharon Graham said: “Unite members are coming to the end of the line as far as Labour is concerned.

“Workers are scratching their heads asking whose side are Labour on, who do they really represent...?"

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

11.03.2026 21:03 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

AND the housing market has become a ripoff

11.03.2026 20:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Iranians going after paedophile Trump on soc media is such an obvious, and righteous, move you've got to wonder why more countries aren't doing it

11.03.2026 20:31 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Harvey Weinstein?!

Definitely a villain...

11.03.2026 20:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The scale of the drift to privatisation – Nearly 100% of GPs in Scotland work in the NHS but only 66% do so in England With only 7 days left, support Talking-up Scotland’s work to counter the lies and get you the facts, daily, at: or by direct bank transfer method – John Robertson, Sort code 08-91-04, A…

Reposted to show the scale of what we might lose as Scottish Labour try to hide their slavish commitment to the Tony Blair plans, approved by Starmer, to privatise NHS Scotland
talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/09/23/t...

09.03.2026 13:42 👍 24 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 0

If you dig deep into his his history he also fucked a helluva lot. And I'm a fan of Churchill's WWII leadership.
A badger, a fox, a Scottish wildcat, an otter, a deer, a rat, a Bodmin moor beast would all be far better choices... (and yes my list of alternatives is not exhaustive)

11.03.2026 19:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ben Shapiro screenshot: a cunt Trump voting bullshit artist in light blue jacket and black T

Ben Shapiro screenshot: a cunt Trump voting bullshit artist in light blue jacket and black T

Ben Shapiro in 2026 with fucking enormous eyebrows

Ben Shapiro in 2026 with fucking enormous eyebrows

Publicity photo of Lon Chaney Jr. in full make-up as the Wolf Man.

Publicity photo of Lon Chaney Jr. in full make-up as the Wolf Man.

Exclusive! Captured on film the INCREDIBLE lycanthropy of Ben Shapiro...

11.03.2026 19:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Desperate stuff from desperate twats: shocker

11.03.2026 18:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump tells Axios war will end 'soon'
published at 16:09
16:09
A close-cropped photo of Donald Trump speaking.
Image source,Reuters
US President Donald Trump has told news outlet Axios the war will end "soon" and there is "practically nothing left to target".

"Any time I want it to end, it will end," the outlet reported Trump as saying.

The conflict was launched on 28 February in tandem with Israel, whose Defence Minister Israel Katz said on Wednesday that the war "will continue without any time limit".

Katz said the conflict would continue for as long as necessary, and until all objectives of the joint Israeli-US campaign were achieved, according to Reuters and The Times of Israel.

BBC Breaking News screenshot Trump tells Axios war will end 'soon' published at 16:09 16:09 A close-cropped photo of Donald Trump speaking. Image source,Reuters US President Donald Trump has told news outlet Axios the war will end "soon" and there is "practically nothing left to target". "Any time I want it to end, it will end," the outlet reported Trump as saying. The conflict was launched on 28 February in tandem with Israel, whose Defence Minister Israel Katz said on Wednesday that the war "will continue without any time limit". Katz said the conflict would continue for as long as necessary, and until all objectives of the joint Israeli-US campaign were achieved, according to Reuters and The Times of Israel.

Moronic, necrotic President paedophile Trump desperate for an off ramp from his thoughtless illegal war of aggression

11.03.2026 16:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Both.
Trump and Witkoff are suckers lying, while profiteering off Putin's direction.

11.03.2026 16:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a close up of donald trump 's face wearing a suit and tie Alt: a close up of Donald Trump's face wearing, he's raising his eyebrows in a shrugging manner, wearing a suit and tie

Bad enough that Farage and Badenoch support Trump's illegal war, and via that increasing bills for UK citizens, but the reason they support it? Because they have their heads up paedophile Trump's flabby beshitted orange arse...

11.03.2026 15:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0