Just been offered a gig in a disused unit in a Welcome Break
I never turn down nothing, but the idea of battling gags with a Puggy machine might be a step too far.
Next week I'm MC-ing a gig at the Bottle bank outside Asda.
#whobooksitmate
#hashtagsonfacebookarepointless
My first and last post on blue sky for months....
Awful.
See you in 2026
Golfers
Mad question but also a serious one
If you where doing to try and hit a marshmallow so someone could catch it in their mouth
What club would you use?
It's for a bit I swear.
Short horror story ideas
1 - "You're having a bad poop...and there's a wasp"
2 - "You're having a good poop, bits is a christening"
Happy Father's Day C**ts :)
I forgot I had a Bluesky
I know it's just a sizzler reel
But it just looks
So...much..fun!
Fassenbender
Hasslehoff
Arnie
10 minutes of a awesome!
Hollywood give us what we want!
youtu.be/JQRuka2aJy4?...
Finally making the exodus properly from X
It really has turned into a rotten pile of minced, mind cartridge
....I brought Pringles
This is it the first weekend of the 2025 Glasgow comedy festival kicks off
First shows Friday (tonight) and tommorow for Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman live at Blackfriars
Edinburgh festival smash gets unleashed in Glasgow
Starts 6pm sharp!
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/engli...
Looking at the end of sitcoms to make sure characters get closure
I'm on about my 20th now
Mom was funnier than it has any business being
So what's the first film you think of when you think of John Candy.
I'll go first - Who's Harry Crumb.
If your watching Elimination Chamber
Man I hate Def Rebels music
Choose 20 movies that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One movie per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, and no reviews.
Day 1/20
I like watching old movies cause people had normal teeth back then. And by old movies I just mean anything filmed before 2014.
Just read the news. They don't make em like Gene Hackman anymore.
A performer who raised everything he worked in from tough guy, to commander to Buffon.
From blockbusters to first timers. He did em all. Go watch a Hackman movie today folks.
Too good to go FTW!!!
Pretty much entire timeline on X consists the "thoughts" of people I hope whose gentians I hope become self aware and drag them into the
Middle of a main road
The world is awful...like an eclair filled with Glass Eyes.
Hello again Bluesky
You know how when you say.
" I woke up and this thing happened.
It was me.
I did when you were asleep
Pretty much entire timeline on X consists the "thoughts" of people I hope whose gentians I hope become self aware and drag them into the
Middle of a main road
The world is awful...like an eclair filled with Glass Eyes.
Hello again Bluesky
May you dreams but like a cascade of vienetta on your souls
And maybe you enemies crack there face on every slab of hard boiled bollock hill.
Night night
Tonight gig cancelled last minute due to the venue being flooded. So it's a night in of Yoga and Coffee...yes I am hope I go F**k myself too.
Busy one next week, so tonight I get caffeinated off my tits for the royal rumble!
Ever had one of those days were you think.
"You know all those people that can't stand the sound of my voice....I totally get it"
Monday about as much fun as a recently digested Child's shoe.
✨ TONIGHT ✨
A brand-new wild, fast, funny, and often filthy show from @billykirkwood.bsky.social that bursts with positivity, frantic stand-up and some outright mentalness (not a word).
"Comedy that leaves you buzzing for hours after you leave" Broadway World
🎟️ https://buff.ly/42q1ZVb
Oh no!
Recording a special episode today of our new Wrestling Podcast - WRESTLING FOREVER ahead of Monday Night Raw landmark jump to Netflix!
Get your opinions and your questions in - just pop them in the comments below to be apart of the show!
2025 sucks!
Just getting it in now to be ahead of the game.
A reminder that wrestling is smashing.
Sitting a Christmas Dinner getting Career Advice from "relatives".
New episode!
Have a great Christmas everybody
Xx
open.spotify.com/episode/6MIX...
