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[redacted] housewarming: https://throne.com/itsmorticia $MorticiaRN A black cat who loves horror Definitely not a witch Lifts heavy stone she/her

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I'll do it

11.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't post for a few days and everyone thinks I'm dead

11.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

what is a hot dog if not a long meatball

11.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

cannot wait for the italian stadium hot dog topped with marinara and pasta just like nonna used to make

11.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

I don't post for a few days and everyone thinks I'm dead

11.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

hate when people in hospice die why do they keep doing that

11.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 13226 πŸ” 3008 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 56

have yet to see a reporter ask this

11.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Greg, I am going to say this in the nicest way I know how, quit your fucking job you bootlicker.

11.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a bi of hormuz

11.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 961 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 6

He definitely thought people were telling him about their morning jog until someone told him it was a country

11.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Straight out of Fury Road (derogatory)

09.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Toad was sitting on his front porch. Frog came along and said, β€œWhat is the matter Toad? You are looking sad.”

08.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Oh joy Trump is coming to the neighborhood five minutes away from me on Wednesday

08.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it time

08.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so, so sorry

08.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is so disturbing.

08.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh damn

08.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

The one and hopefully only

08.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hitting the dopamine machine for more dopamine and only getting atrocities and bad takes

08.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

She also posted a lot about fingering cadavers

08.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

scrolling feel bad no more scroll

08.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

08.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 8636 πŸ” 2082 πŸ’¬ 164 πŸ“Œ 53

Woah

08.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is a good letter

08.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can you expand on that

08.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a springing type. I am more of a saunter forward.

08.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

You need an exorcist

08.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to have to euthanize it. I can't take it anymore.

08.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0