Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.
"i think he bought the wrong size"
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Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.
"i think he bought the wrong size"
Neither Rubio nor JD will be President because they are both dorks. The American people will elect a nerd, like Obama for instance, but never a dork.
Americans like nerds. Nerds are cool. Dorks are the subject of scorn.
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him and the rest of his cabinet.
Trump should buy every cabinet official Heelys so they have to zip everywhere on wheels
We rag on news organizations for bad headlines, but this one is good actually.
With a few exceptions, every dude in Trump’s cabinet exhibits extreme toxic divorced dad energy. It’s a different type depending on the person, but wow, do they all have it.
Fathers be emotionally mature with your sons so they don’t turn out like Peter Hegseth.
It's worth watching the whole thing because at the end, Kennedy says "I'm having fun now."
Which is old man code for "you made me look dumb, and I need to try to win this fight I just lost."
For that reason alone @davidjbier.bsky.social has earned the thanks of a grateful nation.
Final Cut Pro has gotten crazy powerful. I’m a daily Premiere Pro user but use Final Cut for projects every once in a while just to see how it has changed.
It’s made some significant and cool changes.
Graphic design is my passion. www.thebulwark.com/p/everything...
Skydance’s non-Tom Cruise track record with movies is shaky at best. Ellison also has a record of hiring controversial figures that don’t deliver.
Between this history and the debt, I’m skeptical that we are witnessing the dawn of a new powerhouse.
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Hello Police, want to solve a cold case?
I wrote about PROJECT HAIL MARY, a movie I’m going to watch anytime it’s on the rest of my life, and the return of Lord and Miller to directing after 12 years (with a notable asterisk)
I don't want to oversell it, but PROJECT HAIL MARY is alternately hilarious, heartrending, and thrilling—it's just pretty close to perfect pop entertainment. Early contender for best of the year, certainly in the blockbuster division. www.thebulwark.com/p/project-ha...
why, you could even say the mission was accomplished
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I've got a story in next month's MAD ABOUT DC!
This was such a fun project, and a ton of thanks should go to Chip Zdarsky and Marie Javins. This book was a true labor of love, and you will not want to miss it. Pre-orders end TODAY, so tell your store to get you your copies as soon as you can!
Hmmmm…
I’m going launch “Freedom Bikes” that are for true Americans willing to bike for President Trump.
Now, I just need to source them from China, order them in MAGA red, and get a website up!
You dorks are getting all worked up about this but Paramount is a GLOBAL company which means countries like China and Saudi Arabia should get to own part of a GLOBAL company.
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good morning mr president heres that ai generated video of you hitting a home run in the world series that you asked for but i really need you to look over that readout of the war in iran i gave you a few days ago
Without Debra’s support, encouragement and guidance, I wouldn’t have become a producer. #DebraHill was one of my heroines, and I was blessed to have her as my mentor. I miss her so much.
Remembering producer and screenwriter Debra Hill whom we lost 21 years ago today. Hill was a trailblazer in the industry best known for her work on Halloween, Escape from New York, and Escape from LA. She helped pave the way for women in the industry, and mentored @galeannehurd.bsky.social.
Talarico is one of the few openly Christian politicians in the United States who acts like a Christian, and by acting like a Christian he reveals a profound contrast with so many members of the MAGA Christian movement that’s dominated American political life for 10 years.
Can’t Help Falling In Love - Elvis - The EPiC Soundtrack
Dignified transfer. Undignified president.
The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.
The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.
I can’t tell you how much I appreciate The Bulwark community. They single-handedly (many-handedly?) made my book *How to Eat an Elephant: One Voter at a Time* a best-seller before it’s even hit shelves. I might have to let @jvl.bsky.social moderate a focus group…
Imagine being in Congress and having no respect for yourself.
Me? I’m built differently. If I were Speaker of the House, I would start impeachment proceedings just to send a message.
Impeachment for what? Take your pick.
This is a great start, but I think we can really get those numbers up.
Have you pre-ordered @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social’s book?
All the cool kids are pre-ordering this book. You don’t want to go to brunch and be the person that hasn’t pre-ordered this book!
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