A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
Why dont they just make big tankers that run on land eliminating the use of the strait of hormuz entirely
if you cant handle me at my "she fartin on my dick" posts you dont deserve me at my "anglican ministers are bpd girlies" posts
she fartin on the dick in her sleep n askin why i smell funny in the mornin
They should let baby gronk speak in front of the un
i truly believe myself capable of stacking 5000 cheez-its into a tower.
twitter post saying you're a trans girl? how about I transition you from single to my girlfriend with a flirty emoji attached. op then replies WHATS A CHASER in all caps
good afternoon
Got your ass 🕷🕸
IT'S TOKI TUESDAY
Typo describing the new Harry Potter series as the steaming event of the decade, because it's a giant steaming pile of shit
boy is this typo on the fuckin money here
Look how fantastic this comic is
![@w2cgflgf tweets
[lots of japanese symbols, then english phrases reading "r/kitchencels" and "fuck my chud life."
"Translated from Google:
Today I made fried chicken and sweet potato tempura. I'm sure a foreigner would post this on r/kitchencels and say "fuck my chud life."
[Image of said fried chicken and tempura]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tegaochbofb7py3il4q2uwwu/bafkreibfnwq5miwkdn4tv2m7ii5y2vzckhbnfbx4rbtmce6nxipzflpco4)
@w2cgflgf tweets [lots of japanese symbols, then english phrases reading "r/kitchencels" and "fuck my chud life." "Translated from Google: Today I made fried chicken and sweet potato tempura. I'm sure a foreigner would post this on r/kitchencels and say "fuck my chud life." [Image of said fried chicken and tempura]
:)
i must be loyle to my daimyo
When someone talks to me about chatgpt like we all use it
start being kind to me NOW!!!
needle felted cat heads. left is lesbian flag, middle is trans flag, right is ace flag
needle felted pride kittens 🩷🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up
Thinking about the 60 emoji again
"I'm jacketing off!"
- the guy who invented the jacket, probably
Penis size discourse is just big penis trying to sell even smaller penises
Kingdom Come 2 Deliverance and Balatro :)
Oh cool :) just chilling and playing some games, gonna do the dishes later
Good morning! How is your week going
29th of march we change it forward lol. It's 11 am here
Save me elevator lady singing about heaven save me
the kids out here calling it flapbread
Classic
wikipedia header for the article for "I've got your nose"
oh no! wikipedia!! give it back!!!
