Instead of telling people to eat a bag of d**ks, instead, politely invite them to ingest a satchel of Richards
14.03.2026 01:49
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Instead of telling people to eat a bag of d**ks, instead, politely invite them to ingest a satchel of Richards
I burn, burn like a wicker cabinet. Chalk white and oh-so-frail
Happy belated!
What's My JND? 0.0062
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
Iran is reportedly posting about how Trump is a pedo. I'm not arguing. But so was Mohammed. So, we have a genuine pot-calling-the-kettle-black situation. Penalties offset. Replay the down
Damnit I might need one of those
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, with stars to fill my dreams
I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been
It's 340am here and my body woke me up like, "this is SPARTA". Sooooo, I'll go run until breakfast opens
If you leave me a voicemail, I know we aren't friends
Now sure how you so accurately captured my daily sentiments, but you crushed it
Happy 311 day errybody
Deep in the forest
the apparitions are all in attendance.
Phantoms and specters
converge in silence under the moonlight.
Behind this illusion
is a union of theanthropism
You def look nice
Congrats!
You haven't lived until you have triple-stamped a double-stamp, no erasies
Welcome back to the fold?
A place where the women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano
That's where I first heard it I believe, and yes I think of that movie when I hear it as well
It's a banger. We all agree
Then a hot bath to cure the bacony-meat sweats?
That slut will outlive all of the septuagenarians. #Rumors
May I also recommend some Mastodon, Lamb of God, or perhaps even some In Flames?
Hot cakes? But then I'll need the bacon. Sooooo, bacon.
Oh her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind
And she wonders without knowing, where did we begin
Giant red and white house slippers that are soft sided and fluffy being held in the air by someone with long manicured thumbnails
Putting on these rippers to head your way?
Jeebus I'm jelly. I would love to spend about a week in Liverpool. Maybe not the first week of March, but some week. Have a great trip
hey hey hey
I don't like your church or your religion
That's what I heard....
