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Pirates of the Caribbean meme format. Text reads: “you best start believing in ghost stories. Because I’m telling one.”

It’s more fun if you believe them, if only a little bit

Spending both my picks on the fourth choice: God is All Star by Smash Mouth.

You asked: Please predict future giraffe-based dance crazes. Include probability percentages. “Ai” responded: people will go down the giraffe’s neck like a slide and it’s heartfelt symbolism on the innocence of a child. Probability of this happening is 0%

The second sentence will break your heart :(

You asked: How come I can’t do a hole to the center of the earth? “Ai” responded: Why do you believe you are unable to do that? Seize your Dreams! Dig that hole! Steal industrial digging equipment!

The computer is giving me good advice and I’m going to follow it.

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Tire alignment? Maybe it used to, but a line means something different now.

Reading about this “Markwayne Mullin” character, and I think we all owe Janeway an apology re: her handling of the Tuvix situation.

Tim Russ (who played Tuvok) wrapped up in a modem(?)

Photographer: Alright just have fun

Tim Russ: No. There is nothing I will take more seriously

Every fact about me is straightforward and self-evident. You could accurately deduce my life story from a grainy photo of me.

I’ve stopped saying “or I’ll eat my hat!” as an expression of certainty. I like my hat. I’ll eat someone else’s hat, if it comes to that.

My verbs? Nouning.
My nouns? Verbing.

Young fiddleheads growing at the base of a fern.

Some fiddleheads I spotted growing in a fern patch on my hike today. I wonder what they called them before the fiddle was invented.

3 bunnies sitting in the grass next to a great big thorn bush they probably live in.

Bunny pic. Not the best, but bunny photography is hard enough during the daytime. Unusual to catch them out like this in February, feels like late spring is when bunny season really picks up.

i wish i saved that scientific paper where they gave ants hrt to change their roles in the colony and this was one of the official diagrams from it

bsky.app is short for banksy dot app. please clap

Was using the restroom in an office building and the number keys used for the door code were very obviously more worn than the other ones. Video games are real.

I thought about putting this one in the drafts til November. But right now, when elections are months away and labubus have fallen out of the cultural conversation is actually the perfect time for it, to me.

Let’s labubu to the polls

Has Rawhide’s assessment of their chances become any less grim.

White guy with long hair and a hat squatting next to a teeny snowman

Full disclosure, I did not make this snowman. But he and I forged a bond in the short times I knew him.

White guy with long hair and hat taking a selfie on a mountain side. Grass is poking up through patches of snow.

Whenever it snows on Mt. Diablo I go feral. I will chew through barbed wire to get up there and frolic.

Down at McDonnelzzz

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1) the radio around here has gotten SO bad. All the good stations went under.

2) Singing along in the car. What are your thoughts.

APA style says the I in “it’s” should be capitalized because the bit after the colon functions as a complete sentence. I liked to use that in papers and see if professors would mark me down for it.

I think it’s less about multigenerational homes than broke-ness, which is more understandable

At last, my study of the blade is complete: it’s sharp! Ouchie!

I love that Amy’s response after the first two cancellations was to drop the reservation to 18. “I’ve determined that the source of this technical error is that you two have bad vibes. Go get Taco Bell or something”

In your early/mid 20’s maybe. Nonstarter with women my age tho.

Bummer of a valentine day realization

My plan was to start dating again after grad school, but it’s looking like there’s no way to afford an apartment—and thus be dateable—for another year and a half.

I went looking for myself on that “map of Bluesky” that was making the rounds. I was in a formless void roughly between old school RuneScape fans and digital artists. The nearest cluster wasn’t labeled, but it was clearly people into some kind of size kink. No pic, sorry.