Nick

Oh hey the president is visiting my neighborhood today.

Important detail that they’re leaving out here: Detective Hole’s first name is Harry.

Harry Hole.

Sesame Street Instagram: Big Bird snuggling a smaller bird. Offering comfort in Scary Times: After a violent event, children of different ages will have different needs. These age based strategies can help them feel safer and more secure.

Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.

So Palantir is just straight up a domestic terrorism organization. Cool.

Enjoy the desk job, greg

fullback TD, Indiana has the mandate of heaven

A photo of a tv showing the couple on the espn 4K feed getting texts with pictures of them on the 4K feed

OMG THE COUPLE ON THE 4K FEED IS GETTING TEXTED ABOUT BEING ON THE 4K FEED

Between the rise in nazism and having deals with both schools in the championship game, it’s a pretty big week for adidas.

Hell yeah ESPN subjecting college football fans to the new Sam Raimi trailer.

Herbstreit had to have been gritting his teeth when Fowler said "Civil Rights Act"

I like the "dare Carson Beck to do something" gameplan because it's a) probably a good idea and b) hilarious

Demonic energy from the AT&T Marketing lady in that weird, intense bumper she somehow convinced her bosses she should personally do. Marketing people are very literally demons

believe in my grind so much I fair catch it on the 4

go onside kick immediately. demonstrate you have no care for tomorrow

"this quarterback's faith is not important to him, in fact he has none, he's cursing god and turning from the light armed with the rage of knowing he's boiling slowly in the cauldron of time with no redemption, back to you, Chris"

close enough

Absolutely insane call.

👀

Oh so they’re 1,000% going to claim PTSD and self defense given the incident last year.

It wouldn’t fix anything in the big picture sense, but I bet it would feel incredible to sock JD right on the nose.

Demonstrators at the January 7, 2026, evening vigil for Renee Nicole Good. A tall flag reads "Fuck ICE."

Minneapolis.

Minnesota Public Radio says today marks the first and only shooting and homicide in Minneapolis in the year 2026

The most naked example of The Cruelty Is The Point we’ve seen yet.

I’m sure any minute now the Don’t Tread On Me dorks will come out in opposition to masked federal agents roaming American cities and executing citizens in broad daylight. That’s kind of the whole thing they’re against so I’m sure they have some strong thoughts on today.

Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/

Every member of ICE is a Nazi. Full stop. Every person ok with what they’re doing is a Nazi sympathizer. Full stop.

ICE has only existed since 2003. A Bush-era creation, it is a militarized federal secret police that has been imbued with the Supreme Court with the unconstitutional power to ignore the fourth amendment.

Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

Somebody’s just got to do it at this point. Take one for the team.