Michael Culbertson

Thank you to Scott Marder and the writers of #RickandMorty for letting us visit your writers' room! #WGAStrong

Fuck ABC

would you look at that, I happen to have lunch at 12 PM and I'm working down the street 👀

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Marvel editors and VFX contractors after being called in to work OT tonight to string together the most hype Avengers Doomsday teaser for Disney to release in the next week as a distraction

This country is so far gone that I don't even think the Kimmel news will make a ripple for normal people. They still had to clock into work and stress over bills today so the regime will only get more authoritarian

The Free Speech President has now pulled two of the three major late night hosts off the air through threats and intimidation because of their jokes. Obviously I’m behind Jimmy Kimmel 100% in the face of this fascist garbage. Speech against this admin isn’t just being chilled, they’re freezing it.

maybe it’s the unfortunate privilege that comes with being a minority in America but it is VERY easy to pick up on when a high profile internet personality “””secretly””” skews right wing

One of numerous examples that reminds me that we all live in different realities is reading Tik Tok comments saying “I was heartbroken to unfollow [white influencer] after they shared sympathy for MAGA🥀”, and then I go to the influencers profile and it’s like… yeah? That’s their entire vibe?

Illumination's Mario is now canonically a Charlie Kirk sympathizer

LMAOOOOOOO everyone's broke as fuck

oh fuck another video popped up, he's fucking dead

regardless of how I feel about him or how much he may or may not have deserved it (and come on guys, y'all should know), this is collectively not gonna end well

holy fuck he might actually be dead, that was super precise

and this isn't even real discourse, it's just being confidently incorrect and hoping that others agree

There's discourse around Sinners saying the "post-credits" scene should've been moved up into the main movie, despite said scene happening 30 seconds into the credits, and happening soon enough that if you don't have the attention span of a gnat, it flows with the movie anyway

we're cooked man

average day in a comedy writers room

and they’re doing all of this and doubling down just to cancel it by S3 when Zaslav realizes more seasons cost more money

Gavin Newsom’s account is gonna break character if/when he dies to share genuine condolences in regular case isn’t he

I think I do my best to refrain being opinionated on other projects that peers could be working on (nothing nice to say don't say anything yada yada) but J.K. Rowling's #4 on my personal shit list so

The problem with modern IP development: "We want to explore new areas of an old franchise!" while being too chicken shit to actually move forward with new faces because of the small chance older audiences don't return, making you wonder who this is even for

Also fuck J.K. Rowling

(no idea how “that” turned into “trust” from text to speech lmao)

It’s funnier to assume trust any pic or video of him after this weekend is AI generated

THE ENTIRE MOVEMENT FUCKING DIES WITH NO CHARISMATIC BLACK HOLE AT THE CENTER, IT'S LITERALLY THEIR ONLY UNITED GUIDING FORCE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

This’ll all be worth it

This’ll all be worth it

This’ll all be worth it

This’ll all be worth it

(Things are going great, no sarcasm)

no personality allowed in late stage capitalism

and white people are mad about Cracker Barrel when THIS is the real attack on America

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