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Chaos and such. Mostly posting about performance art/gaylor theories, queer and entertainment history, and likely a fair bit of politics... after all they all go hand in hand. Vive la resistance comrads

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The most common whole number approximation for pi is 22/7

An even more accurate whole number fraction for pi is 355/113
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15.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's fair, I understand being skeptical of anyone who's climbed the ranks, I just also.. well, yknow, I feel like I don't have to reiterate my stance lol

15.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Things that bewilder me: how willing Taylor's fans are to believe she's exclusively petty

15.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which is an extremely complicated thing, emotionally and practically, to do. And you don't know how she has been distancing herself, or trying to get them to change their mind in private. It's just a wild thing to hold someone accountable for the actions of someone they're related to.

15.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh pi haunts me

14.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

LIKE ALL WOMEN ARE BECAUSE THATS THE PATRIARCHAL STANDARD AHHHHHHHH

This makes me FURIOUS

14.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As she's doing this one of the guys is shoving a picture in her face to sign and keeps moving closer to her!!! Like, tf??? We can empathise with Taylor saying noone sees her as human but GOD FORBID a woman actually try to put boundaries down. Taylor is NICE. And yes she's loved for that

14.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The video of her with the paps isn't even extreme, she's videoing them back (not illegally or in their face, she's literally videoing herself with them in the background) and saying (calmly!!) how she's asked them repeatedly to leave her alone and they won't...

14.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't speak in any detail about her politics but that is just a wild take and kind of implying celebrities should distance themselves from family they disagree with??? Which is exactly anti community/collectivist, further separates & isolates us (already a bit problem) & feeds into purity politics

14.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Having a relationship with your own family isn't a sign of being conservative, and using their name because you, yknow, loved your Grandma or whatever then getting stuck with it also isn't, even if your family with the same name decides so also use their name to do something you disagree with

14.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

& also how Matty really did serve multiple purposes to show both how her relationships are handled in the press/general public AND how she uses these "muses" to fit into whatever pattern or story she needs in the moment

14.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

& what is Karma?

"Karma is my boyfriend"

Or.. "Karma is my "boyfriend" "

It doesn't matter which one is real or if any are real..
& I know I'm not saying anything groundbreaking here but I just find it elegant how this illustrates how she's giving every side something to feed off

14.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Then we move into 2024 and kick it off with TTPD announcement in Aquarius season - Lily again - to be released on the cusp of Aries and Taurus.. coming full circle... to then do another rotation into 2025 with TLOAS released in Libra.. apparently tying off the cycle started in '23 in a neat bow

14.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well Lily is an Aquarius, which is the sister sign to Leo - Karlie

& 10/27 is actually in Scorpio season which is the sister sign to Taurus, which is when SNTV was announced (& Dianna's s.sign)

& while we're at it, SNTV released in Cancer season - Taylor's moon sign, representing her inner world

14.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And Lily Donaldson has a Capricorn moon & Taylor has a Cancer moon

But hold that thought because what does she do after Travis enters?
Announces 1989 TV right after Karlie's birthday to be released on 10/27 which everyone associates with Lily because of the 1/27

14.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the meantime she's released the Karma MV in May which has her dressed as sister signs.. first Libra then turning into Aries which πŸͺž her going from Matty (Aries) to Travis (Libra)

& works with Ice Spice to take hold of the moon & saturn which represent Cancer & Capricorn, also sister signs

14.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm this might have already been clocked but
SNTV announcement = 5/5
SNTV release = 7/7
57πŸͺž75

& she goes public with Matty on his bday & the anniv of Fearless TV in time for the SNTV announcement & breaks up before rel on 7/7, the day after which Travis attends his first show (on 7/8 which πŸͺž 87)

14.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

'St. Paddy's Day' is usually preferred over 'St. Patty's Day.'

'Paddy' is the shortened form of the original Irish spelling of 'Patrick,' which is 'PΓ‘draig.'

'Patty' is the shortened form of 'Patricia.'

13.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 740 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 17
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Sorry to get political again on the silly Nintendo fangirl account but hey gang: when do we start really worrying about this shit. Are we there yet? Feels like we are there.

13.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 5847 πŸ” 2366 πŸ’¬ 441 πŸ“Œ 231

Alternatively, 25 days after 18 april is 13th May which is a wednesday. She could release more vinyls then the MV two days later like with Opalite... which would leave the 28/3 & easter free for other shenanigans... we shall see!

14.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or, if she's going to switch it up (probably) then 25 days after the radio release is Good Friday, which is 15 days before record store day on the 18th.

& cillians bday is 25/5 & Dom's is 15/5

14.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So Fri 13th is a bust, but we're still on for 28/3... It's a Saturday so could be released 27/3, one month after Elizabeth Taylor's birthday and would be the 28th in Oz (like the single announcement was on the 3rd for Oz, the day of the eclipse, & released for radio on 10/3 & 11/3)

14.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rory's Father is played by Brian Williams, who also played Arthur Weasley in Harry Potter.

And I was just going through some old content and Rupert Grint has been a recurring actor in Ed Sheeran's MVs.. the Weasley family connections grow...

14.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Idk why but it made me think of this? Like a pandora's box kind of thing? Maybe because it looks like an ottoman type thing and I have one kind of similar to this that opens up... we keep blankets and cushions and stuff in it..

13.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
That ONE joke you didn't understand as a kid…
That ONE joke you didn't understand as a kid… YouTube video by WhoCulture

HAH!
The Dr & The Master's Beard... and it's explicitly the reference you think it is

13.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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James Taylor was born 12 Mar 1948. He achieved his breakthrough in 1970 with the No.β€―3 single "Fire and Rain" & had his 1st No.β€―1 hit in 1971 with his version of "You've Got a Friend", written by Carole King that same year. He was married to Carly Simon for 11 years from 1972 to 1983. #JamesTaylor

12.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

I.... have I just totally skipped over the fact that the 10th album = the 12th album.. and that makes 112?.... huh

13.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3am eastern time on friday 13th... *looks around nervously for any signs Swiftnanigans*

13.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also make sure youre eating enough protein and complex carbs and drinking enough water, and getting a bit of exercise in, even just a walk (as hard as that can be at times! Don't beat yourself up if you don't, but it really does help when you do :) )

13.03.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0