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her new hobby is chewing her own hair

it’s another air quality alert day, so we will do a little stream after i tidy up and get a workout in - like 10:30-11:00C ish, if you’re into that kind of thing! v excited to talk about my improv class! (nerd alert)

i silently giggled for so long that my cheeks and my stomach muscles hurt

@waldo.net just saw a reel in which someone made an iced malort mocha and i came right on over here to tell you in case you want one.

oh it’s on

QRT with your starry art...
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Frontline War-Rager!
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My regrettably only contribution to MTG's Edge of Eternities, a set that I really wish I wasn't too busy for at the time. Happy how this turned out and will try to get a process post up :)

Knight of Pentacles 🌟 Sefirot Tarot

i just tried to dance in the kitchen but i forgot i did a barre workout this morning and now i am broken

it looks good!!

she looks like an angel when she’s sleeping

I don't usually post this over here, but if you'd like to check out our weekly D&D show, it starts up in 1 hour on my Twitch: twitch.tv/JoeFudge

The party are about to fight some nasty ol' creatures in an attempt to take back a town.

an actual layer of hell is just high heat and high humidity with no shade and a dog with a really dodgy tummy. your hair sticking to your face, your hand sweating inside a poop bag as you wait to scoop.

sometimes i sing pip’s full name (pippa jane) to her to the tune of “cheater bitch” from shrinking.

An Onion front page with the headline: Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice Who will stand up for our democracy? This question, fraught in even the most peaceful times, has only grown more pressing as our country approaches its 250th anniversary. Each passing day brings growing assaults on essential liberties like freedom of speech and due process. Meanwhile, our delicately assembled legal system faces a constant barrage of threats. Even as this issue reaches publication, the U.S. military has been deployed against peaceful protesters. We teeter on the brink of collapse into an authoritarian state. That is why, today, The Onion calls upon our lawmakers to sit back and do absolutely nothing. Members of Congress, now more than ever, our nation desperately needs your cowardice. Our republic is a birthright, an exceedingly rare treasure passed down from generation to generation of Americans. It was gained through hard years of bloody resistance and can too easily be lost. Our Founding Fathers, in their abundant wisdom, understood that all it would take was men and women of little courage sitting in the corridors of power and taking zero action as this precious inheritance was stripped away—and that is where we have finally arrived. Now is not the time for bravery or valor! This is the time for protecting your own hide and lining your pocket. Now is not the time for listening to your idiotic constituents drone on about what’s happening to their precious democracy. This is the time for getting down on all fours and grov- eling. Now is not the time to say, “Enough is enough,” and have the tough conversations about resisting the ongoing assaults on American liberty. This is the time to let the wave of apathy and indifference roll over you as you think about getting a really nice renovation to your house in Kalorama. But what can I, one coward, do alone? you might ask.

Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.

That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:

Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

y’all i just signed up for an improv class. so begins my metamorphosis to my final form.

just don’t do anything illegal and you’re fine. what are you worried about 🙄

she’s so high rn (surgery went well, now we try to rest for two weeks!)

little miss pippa jane is having surgery tomorrow! i bought her some onesies so we can hopefully avoid that cone life - fingers crossed!

It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong

i’m having anxiety just looking at that

i saw your post too late to stop you!!

oh no don’t

v exciting news here at Team OLG - i think the meds worked and the concussion symptoms are finally subsiding! vengeance arc is back in full effect! :)

Gen A1 o7

my head hurts so much (and not just from the concussion)

pip listens so well

dude i’m so angry over the whole damn thing!!

stream in about 45 min (10:30ish CDT) if you’re into that sort of thing!