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happy birthday vic!!

green header : send me anonymous messages! White background : I think you're beautiful

thank you anon friend🥺

I want something like fb pokes for bsky

I was annoying as hell with the poke wars but I’d happily do it again in a heartbeat 🥰

playgrounds meant for adults should be more common — ik of one location back home that has a huge climbing structure but that’s it

I need more whimsy !!
touch the sky with my toes
leave all worries on the ground
fall & fly, higher & higher

I want to sit on the swings again
the swings, gandalf!

my daily routine

I don’t miss the copious sweating that’s forsure🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

an attention please

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today’s mood: delete everything

moving from moist hell on earth (florida) to one of the driest areas I’ve ever been gave my skin so much whiplash, poor thing😭😭

perf the tour starts with the big ones in the backyard and wherever there are nooks and crannies to display the small ones inside✨

please I need your brand of unhinged back on my timeline so bad 😂🖤

helloooooooo my love

& do you mean my online diary🙂‍↕️🙃

my favorites are the ✨women✨ & sometimes Logan

I noticed as I was adding alt cap😭😭 I’m so sorry to sweet baby boy🥺🫶🏻

yeah! would you like to see all the stones I’ve collected 🪨

I love dinosaur sm

with the weather getting warmer again, my obsession with ✨samwiches✨ also returns

Rans Bingo 2026 (featuring a little guy with his thumbs up) First row: bold lipstick/makeup - green highlighter Alucard from Castlevania sweet treats - green highlighter adhd - green highlighter 4+ water placements Second row: the color red - green highlighter Pokémon cries a lot - green highlighter man hater Death Knight class icon from World of Warcraft Third row: deftones A cat (my fat boy Fuzz Lightyear) - green highlighter Free space (a gray heart) - green highlighter The Final Fantasy 14 logo changes hair too much Fourth Row: escaped southern baptism Spicy food - green highlighter The Phyrexian logo/symbol from Magic: the Gathering deep voice being cringe - green highlighter Fifth Row: will compliment you - green highlighter An image of Estradiol Valerate tablets The lesbian flag RBF (resting bitch face) in love with the moon - green highlighter

pretend the highlight stuck to the cat square🙂‍↕️

i have Given Up on caring about the typos

pls try to understand me anyways

EXACTLY you get it😌😌

I kept seeing notifs for new mxle followers, so I naturally assumed it was in regards to posting about an nsfw alt, but not many folks are interacting with that post lmao 😅😭🤪

a man in a brown robe with a hood on his head is standing in the desert . Alt: a man in a brown robe with a hood on his head is standing in the desert . He says “ hello there “

me realizing I got added to a list & that’s why there’s been an influx n recent followers:

if one of the kids I worked with in mexico for a few summers, can teach himself english because of shakira’s bilingual bops, I believe in you & this approach

any LDR’s are tough; adding the whole continental US between was a “fun” added challenge🤪

I’m in the habit of commenting first, liking second

because no one needs to see the amount of time it takes me to come up with a reply between

spouse n I still talk about that guy to this day 🙂‍↕️ I was an absolute mess the whole way home, but at least I looked sad enough to have both folks give up their armrest for me in the middle seat

a crying cat is giving a thumbs up with the word ok below it Alt: a crying cat is giving a thumbs up with the word ok below it

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or sobbing in the car as you’re getting dropped off at the (not busy) airport, only to have a bored wanna be cop bang on the window to yell about keeping it moving

lemme fight-I mean TALK- to your noggin about treating you better & having more nice days to outweigh the sad ones😤🫂