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Commentary on sports (and other stuff) up and down highway 95. Same dick jokes, new location. The work still goes on.

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Yankee fans used to do the Family Guy Robert Loggia bit with ol' Ron Marinaccio

11.03.2026 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, "Forever" was a big hit on Dial MTV. And they had the Kiss Unplugged deal too. Had a couple spots on the VMAs too.

11.03.2026 03:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When the timeline syncs up just right

11.03.2026 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"My Kraut-Mick friend!"

11.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH GOD, THE ITALIAN TEAM IS MANAGED BY MY FAVORITE LIVING YANKEE CATCHER?!

11.03.2026 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The USA is throwing it all away just to make me look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous. Now you get the hell out of here! And if that goomba tries any rough stuff, you tell him I ain't no bandleader. Yeah, I heard that story.

11.03.2026 01:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Eagles Spanish PBP guy is also the Yankees' backup English PBP guy.

And his name? Rickie Ricardo.

11.03.2026 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THESE ITALIANS

11.03.2026 01:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

this bacon isn't gonna eat itself, mere.

11.03.2026 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought I told you to shut up!

11.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tom Wopat's stunt double, 1981

11.03.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a lamp and a sign that says box video downloader on it ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a lamp and a sign that says box video downloader on it

My kid is comparing me to Nick Offerman.

11.03.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's MY problem? That's MYYYYYYYY fuckin' bad knee!

11.03.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT CREAM CHEESE COMMERCIAL ON THE WBC

11.03.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The US are playing Italy on Mario Day.

I blame @jab2099.bsky.social for this

11.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Union: "This guy has a mustache! A mustache! It's so quirky!"

11.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He *stinks* and I don't like him!

11.03.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe noxious gas might stop Vassilev from being a braindead dickhead

11.03.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you actually there?

11.03.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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LFG!

11.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1210 ๐Ÿ” 167 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

I remember him in the middle of Helene with his arms outstretched screaming "YEAAAAAAH" like he's at a rock show and I was like... uhhhh

11.03.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cage?

11.03.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reed Timmer

11.03.2026 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there was a storm chaser I used to follow, and he's pretty well known too, and I just felt disguted with his behavior during Helene. He then turned into a huge right wing grifter

11.03.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are in Horsham or Warrington, give me some restaurant recs

11.03.2026 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0