Darren

Reskeet if you're gay and tired

I’m not saying the wrong queen won, because they were fantastic, I just felt the stars were aligning for someone else. #DragRaceUK

Spoken like a true goose.

Who let this goose loose aboot this hoose?

Why does everything happen to you?

Resign.

Jamie Carragher should not commentate on any games.

a man with a beard and mustache is laughing with his mouth open ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is laughing with his mouth open

Two weeks today I’ll be in Gran Canaria. Please send thoughts & prayers so that I might actually get a winch!

It’s cute that you think you’ll be invited to my funeral.😏😂

Oh honey, no.

Unsuccessful yet again in the ticket ballot for the League Cup Final in December.

Starting to think this is a Hate Crime, Celtic.😒😩😭

Just got a knock back from a job application, but I did successfully remove a splinter from my finger.

Swings & roundabouts.🤷🏻‍♂️

I’d absolutely let Luke do that to me. #MAFS

I need to talk about the #MAFS Reunion, and not just about Sacha’s hair.