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That might explain why Lt Barclay was wearing that gimp outfit.

If you have an actor like that they will no doubt find a way to use him again. Either he escapes from prison or becomes a reluctant ally against a bigger threat.

I hope you remembered underwear Chief. Rumour has it there's a population of Ceti Eels living down there. They have evolved to enter through any available orifice.

I think @annoyedobrien.bsky.social borrowed it. Something about needing to leave his hat on for a musical routine he and Dr Bashir have been planning.

GNU Terry Pratchett. Hard to believe it's been eleven years #Discworld #TerryPratchett

By magic do you mean that brawl? I was impressed by that flying elbow Geordi pulled off. Really caught the head of Stellar Cartography off guard.

This new pizza recipe wouldn't have anything to do with Dr Bashir being away at that medical conference on Risa by any chance?

Taylor Swift - Opalite (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Taylor Swift

Even as someone who is very sceptical of big artists and all the hype they accumulate, I grudgingly admit that the stuff I've listened to from her is surprisingly good. The video for her latest song Opalite is very funny and has some cameos from Irish and British celebrities youtu.be/1FVF-9KQiPo?...

It's frustrating that so much of the limited energy we have being neurodivergent is wasted explaining and justifying it. Energy we need just to function on a daily basis. It would be nice if everyone else could just take us at our word and let us get on with things.

I think Alexander borrowed it. Something about wanting to teach the bullies in his class about honour.

Are you saying there's a problem with your Earl Grey tea? Not hot enough? Too hot?

If the time changed will that mean you have to get up an hour earlier so you can fit everything in to your busy day?

If they really want to obsess over fairness then have height restrictions in basketball and volleyball. Ban athletes with other genetic anomalies that might provide them with an advantage. But it was never about 'fairness'.

I'm sure Garak has something in his collection that can keep the Chief from speaking

In fairness the 'O' at the end only came out because he saw Dr Bashir's new squash outfit. Or what little of it there was.

I wonder who this idiot was? Maybe you saw them Chief since you were standing by the replicators at the time.

That was mostly complete sentences. Nu'Daq must be really riled up.

Are your exes teaming up to seek vengeance on you for something?

I'm sure @plainsluttygarak.bsky.social can think of something to help keep the Chief quiet.

Probably above you waiting to clamp on to your head with it's claws

I think Dr Bashir has been a bad influence. Insisting they drink plain larger or those cocktails with umbrellas in them

I think some files might have crossed over with one of Commander Riker's programmes. Unless the ponies are wearing spiked collars and a lot of leather. In that case it probably belongs to Lt Barclay.

I'm sure it's perfectly safe. Especially if you borrow a pen from that hot Romulan chick.

You did shout it across the bar

Luckily Dr Bashir was able to salvage a few thanks to his superhuman reflexes. He wants to know if you would like a Sex on the Beach, followed by some Screaming Orgasms.

The CUTEST agility run you'll ever see 😭 YouTube video by Crufts

Crufts is the big UK dog show. Like the Westminster Kennel Club. Although they've expanded it beyond just showing the dogs and brought in a lot of stuff like agility and displays where the dogs get to have fun and show off their skills www.youtube.com/shorts/YMHAe...

Willie was very concerned that time when you stopped eating for a few minutes. He was about to call a doctor.

Day 3 Live 🔴 | Crufts 2026 YouTube video by Crufts

If you want some real zen you can watch Crufts live online from the UK. It's worth tuning in just for the agility trials and the heelwork to music www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g8Q...

I don't think kidnapping the Spanish king would have the result he thinks it would.

On the plus side you won't have to worry about your trousers anymore. Those self sealing stembolts really live up to their name. Has anyone figured out a way to unseal them?