⚡Twisted Trans Mister ⚡

Me, trying to play a phone game: Urgh I am fat thumbing this so bad.
My partner: Put it in some spanks.
Me: ...
Partner: ...for thumbs they're called "thanks."

Y'all. Come get him.

This is probably the funniest popup I've ever read in the Civilization franchise. #civvii #gamersky

A weather map with snow moving into the state, with one long arm of the storm shaped like the Alaskan Bullworm from SpongeBob.

When you check the radar and it looks like the Alaskan Bullworm is invading the state.

A very sleepy brown toned striped tabby cat looking into the camera.

A very sleepy brown toned striped tabby cat with his face buried in his paws, trying to sleep.

His mama called him sleepy, so he face planted into his little paws. Awwww.

#cats #catsky #petsky

It’s crazy that if you get good grades they let you raw dog ADHD your whole life

Maybe Groudon has a skill issue, idk 🤷

Stress and anxiety built up over time can be weird especially if you’re “high functioning” b/c you don’t realize how much you carry with you, whether it’s tension in your body, mental capacity or emotional weight so when it’s gone even for a little you’re like “wow how did ever let myself get here”

yeah I'm ableist (have at least one disability yet still insist on holding myself to unrealistic expectations)

All of Uni is perfect 😭💖

I was JUST talking about this on here 🤨

It's on loop during our work commute *indefinitely.*

Trojan Crouton..!! 💀💀💀🤣😭 Beautiful.

A terribly obvious AI image of a baker beside a giant horse made of bread in a way that would be absolutely impossible to bake. It has an alarming number of reacts (which, thankfully, laugh reacts hold second place.)

UUUUGH NOT THOSE. I keep getting laughably bad AI too 😭 why are there always so many gullible comments on them.

Yo, mine is the same anymore and I had my algo on pretty good lockdown. It's unreal.

God this, 1000x over. 👏

A holographic Dialga EX pokemon card in Japanese print.

Finally 👏🎇🎆🍾 A worthy wonder pick, after all these years!

#pokemon #pokemontcgpocket

Gotta say. Every new report of a protest is a huge hit to my dopamine/copium today.

What the fuck it's super bowl Sunday that's like the third time already this year

I am devastated by sadness and fear today. I'm trying to talk myself down without substances involved.

I keep telling myself... It is a hard, ominous world right now. I've been morbidly sick and wasn't taking my proper meds. We had to put down a pet yesterday. This will all pass. It's just a slog.

gregor samsa as a cockroach

transgender puberty

I was thinking about my PTSD therapy appt later and typed a random thought into Google: opposite of trauma. The one and only antonym? Healing. Just... Healing.

I'm not crying, you are!

❤️

i want gayer games with gayer graphics made by the gayest people and i'm not joking

turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it

Fellow gays, I love you but if you keep supporting any Harry Potter crap, I’ll come to your house and choke you.

I'm never going to forgive the people and politicians who sat silently while Trump sicced the entire federal government against trans people.

I place my root chakra in defense mode and end my turn

a bird with a long beak is walking on a sandy surface . Alt: A woodcock (comical looking brown bird with very long beak and chin tucked in) with two babies behind it walking on sand and doing an iconic dance.

Partner: "...the guy was trying to film the snow but he kept getting distracted by those birds you like, the ones that go dootdootdoot doot...."
Me: ".................! Woodcocks?"
Partner: "Yeah those guys! So anyway..."

🤣 I love him. He didn't even have to do the dance.

#inat #birds #birdsky

A sentiment I think a *lot* of us are feeling rn

Right?? He told me he was afraid he couldn't make it through a 3 hour screening without getting up and leaving, and I had to point out how hilariously damning that is as evidence for ADHD. "They probably have a check box exactly for that, you know."

The Good News: I finally got my partner to agree to an ADHD screening!!
The Bad News: He made it halfway through the forms to fill out online and fucked off to reddit, YouTube, discord, and everything else. 😩🤣🤣🤣

#adhd #neurodivergent