𝕯𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒

So I definitely slept with a freshly puked hairball in my duvet all night long

No honestly it's such a comfort to receive the inevitable "we still on for tomorrow?" text when I'm lying in the fetal position dizzy and sweating from how much pain I'm in. I'm barely "on" for continuing to live tomorrow but thanks for checking in

Yes everything sucks but as long as there's drugs and music and men that make music for people who do drugs, I'll be okay

I think they might actually just be fundamentally bad

Polyamory teaches me so many fun things about myself, for instance my partner is a real catch and I'm completely unloveable

I believe in mermaid pussy

Yesss the lemon ones are bomb

I'm like if an angel was a man's weirdly stained pillow that he refuses to throw away

Can we please just delay ww3 for like a few more months so I can see my comet again before we all die k thanks

THE WORST

Cute date idea: We get wrecked on psychedelics and lay on the floor of my shitty apartment listening to Led Zeppelin vinyl while my twinkly tree makes patterns on the ceiling

Just remember, six fucking planets managed to align this week and you're still not getting the ass you desire

Spring is coming I can feel it in my pussy

He's half a century old of course his dick has lore

Having light colored eyes involves a lot of making sure selfies don't give off Erika Kirk vibes

Sometimes a man will make your heart feel like summer and it's very important to hold on to that at all costs

This level of performative dick sucking is culty and it's creepy

Oh my GOD why don't they just stay standing

If you wanna be my lover you gotta defeat my 9000 evil attempts to push you away

I'm a muse not a mommy

Shower seats are where it's at

I'm definitely not going to drive myself and everyone else insane with "oopsie daisy yoo hoo"

New Lana reminds me of Kate Bush a bit

I can't wait to be messy as fuck this summer

Mixed drinks: Why?

"Just Girly Things" I whisper, as I load up another dab under a blanket covered in bloodstains from constantly picking at my lips

My earbuds are dying again.

Dax Riggs singing Tennessee Waltz is my Roman empire

Cameo but for nut vids