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@stilldavis

Rubbish jokes, inane observations, low effort, you get the idea. Everton fan. You're bored now.

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This might be the shortest Tudor reign since Lady Jane Grey

10.03.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BEEF HOUSE!

09.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10 years ago today. Huge thanks to everyone who has listened and supported us over the last decade! ๐Ÿ˜

We'll celebrate this big birthday by posting some of our favourite Mince bits throughout the day ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ

08.03.2026 10:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 150 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

It's because he wears RIDICULOUSLY tight suits.

08.03.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the kind of scran that set Charlie Bronson off.

#BringHimHomeBoys

08.03.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cover of the excellent Black Grape album It's Great When You're Straight...It's a stylised vision of Carlos the Jackal

Cover of the excellent Black Grape album It's Great When You're Straight...It's a stylised vision of Carlos the Jackal

Remember when the Happy Mondays broke up and Shaun Ryder came out with Black Grape? And they released their album "It's Great When You're Straight...Yeah"?

Reader, they very much were not straight. They were still really into the old drugs.

Still, an absolute banger.

07.03.2026 14:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Josh Bogorad's family must think he's very rude not acknowledging them at Stars games but he physically is unable to wave.

#TexasHockey

07.03.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm not right very often so I'm taking a victory lap here.

#TexasHockey

07.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That title track is absolutely brilliant

07.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was absolute malarkey if you ask me, which you didn't to be fair

07.03.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a fat man wearing a hat and a yellow jacket with the word booo on the bottom Alt: a fat man wearing a hat and a yellow jacket Fat Bastard from Austin Powers with the word booo on the bottom

Avs should have started Westwood. Blackwood won't see this game out. Ah well.

#TexasHockey

07.03.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I can see how she might be marmite. She makes me laugh cos she really doesn't give a fuck and seems to enjoy it

07.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could be so good for you indeed

06.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh go on, who's this?

06.03.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know this isn't the most important thing going on right now but Lou Sanders is 47??!!

06.03.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know 3 of them, 2 were on Taskmaster and Larry Dean is a good stand up. The others? Not a scooby.

But agree it's at least a good thing that none of the usual suspects are on.

06.03.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't get why this is needed. I understand why SNL is still a thing in America as people have a cosy nostalgia for it from when they were young.

But we have none of that folk history here, we just view that show on its' merit. And it's quite shit really isn't it?

I'll defo still watch it though!

06.03.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't even train mine to not bark when there's someone at the door!

06.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A new, more demure, egg place has just appeared in Manchester now.

Mysterious egg shenanigans are afoot.

06.03.2026 12:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bloody hell, what a guy!

05.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The working title of the Robin Asquith sex comedies of the 1970s.

05.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going the same way as the crisps

05.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#5DebutAlbums8589

Off the top of my head

Please - Pet Shop Boys
Straight Outta Compton - NWA
Yo Bum Rush The Show - Public Enemy
Highwaymen - The Highwaymen
Radio - LL Cool J
Raw Like Sushi - Neneh Cherry

05.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah good point. What could have been

05.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well it hasn't quite gone the way we predicted but we're still coming up short here aren't we? That target was just too huge

05.03.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah they've made a decent stab so far but no way we can keep scoring at this rate and not lose wickets

05.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah we'll be all out with 4 overs left I reckon

05.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This could be a cricket score here for India

05.03.2026 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

India are giving England a hiding in the semifinal that Frank Bough would have paid a fortune for.

05.03.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just checked and I'm only blocked by 107 users. Considering I joined here in 2023, that's ridiculously low, I almost certainly deserve more than that.

Having said that, I ALWAYS block them back out of spite!

05.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0