Giraud, basically

two peoples sitting on a bench underneath a sign that reads "entrance to mystery spot"

beware of cheap imitations!

mfer probably still has his athiesm lights up

new Dan Brown title just dropped

Today’s the day

That’s nuts

Oh cool, excited to see what his ass gets up to on pain killers

Congratulations to Jay on her new role as Special Envoy for The Shield of the Blueskies

I thought that was wilfred brimley

I’m big in Japan, based on this sizing chart

Remember that gators are only fast moving in a straight line, so their shuttle times are gonna be shit at the combine

As problematic as many 80’s movies were, the one thing they got right was making all the rich guys villains

Brocktoon ass skeet

gross mindset

why do they call them throuples and not fews?

Extreme Tinnitus Associated With a Popular Habit (Stop!) Woman getting wrecked by an airhorn blasted right in her ear and she doesn’t like it.

Earhorn tiktok challenge PSA

So based for this

Lily Allen married that homeless guy and this is how he treats her smh

bruh I couldnt even fix waterboy fairuza balk the fuck you mean fixing american history x fairuza balk

This battle isn’t over until the Chipotle CEO throats a whole burrito

Reminder that paul sucks too

It looks like I already have why blocked as part of the followers of white house 47 team

Sigh

Which ones are crashing out this week?

Yeag

Thinking about getting into a predicament

Call her Corpus Kristi because she's a corpse

[Exit Murderer.]

A member of the bsky team being tone deaf and showing active contempt for their remaining user base? Polymarket could never

Enjoy!

Greg Davies: Alex, will you read the task again?

Alex: push the boulder onto the yoga mat on the top of that hill. There’s nothing in there that says you can’t bring the yoga mat to the boulder at the bottom of the hill. We’ve asked Susie Dent—

Sisyphus: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?