Saturn Parker

princessjakethedog I love my country New Jersey ggx504_ It's actually an state not a country beesatemyberry i die for my country new jersey

Took me far too long to realise the American “squirrel” rhymes with “girl” and just thought @ryannorth.ca had gone mad

What a silly little guy, surely nothing will go wrong if I turn the key

when I was a kid, I though Seth McFarlane and Todd MacFarlane were the same person

wikipedia subsections: early life, attachment to anime character cutout, death

Princess Daisy leaning towards Princess Peach. "Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shitt"

That Vanessa and Bullseye scene from the #Daredevil finale

I'm still convinced Tony is a red herring for Kang. My hair-brained theory is its Reed-Doom.

I swear there was a poster or something that straight up said the asterisk meant "*Avengers Was Taken" so it's probably just a gag

YouTube is now demonetizing AI slop movie trailer channels

(via Deadline)

My condolences. Take all the time you need.

Minilla from "Son of Godzilla" (1967)

you look at him and tell me there's a god

Vincenr D'onferio as Wilson Fisk from the show "Daredevil"

Have you ever played the game... Among Us... Mr. Murdock? I find it quite.... allegorical to our lives, you and I. Running around, pretending to do tasks....hiding the killer instinct....we are not crew members, Mr. Murdock.... we are SUS

it all comes full circle

teehee I'm from there

I'm watching a video about the weird folklore in New Jersey and getting way too excited when I recognize names and places

One might say you're ace at it

when I was a kid this was unironically my Lost theory

How's Bill Cosby????????????????????????????????

Rot-Goat

cat named Lexy (short for Lexapro)

The lyrics to Land Down Under are kinda crazy, "I said do you speaka my language" motherfucker its Australia why wouldn't he

Panels from Immortal Thor 21. In reply to the argument that mortals are not deserving of salvation Thor says "If there are but a thousand on the earth who embrace the warmth of their souls-- who seek kindness, who share justice and love -- I will fight for that thousand! If there are but a hundred I will fight! If there are ten-- I will fight!"

Thor just had his "I will protect the whole Earth" moment. You may need to hear what he has to say.

She-Hulk was a good show, you guys are just mean

The day Marvel ever tries to explain how guys like Bullseye or Hawkeye can aim so impossibly good beyond "they're built different" is the day the company dies forever

bigfoot ass photo

I'm gonna be real, this tracks

I think we should all be atleast a little gayer tbqh

A 4 panel image depicting a skeleton thinking, raising a finger, then going back to thinking, before finally scratching its head in frustration

peanut butter isn't green