Darrel

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I don’t wanna. Like for real I don’t wanna anything anymore. Zero desire, zero motivation, zero energy.

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Daylight savings time is psychological warfare

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A new pair of boots may just fix what’s wrong with me

My horoscope is telling me that it’s freaky time 😈😈😈😈

I don’t think that they actually dislike porn, I think that just claim they dislike it out of culturally induced shame.

I prefer studio but I do enjoy some creator content

Watersports, group, dp, bears and otters.

Feeling like shit and having to take someone else to the doctor when I really just want to stay in bed means that hair and makeup had to do some heavy lifting

I don’t remember any specific ones but definitely risked it all for some of them

The official catalogs of 90’s gaybies

Y’all remember these???

Advertise your accent with a gif

When I lived in the northern part of the state I was told that I had a strong accent but when I’m in and around Savannah I’m told that I sound I’m from another state 🤷‍♂️ because I have no accent 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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There might be peanut butter whiskey in my coffee

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Tomorrow is half price chocolate day

Soy, I’ll occasionally use oat for a smoothie

Too early for bed and too late for a nap

Came across this picture from when I was an extra in Magic Mike XXL. I’m the platinum blonde to the left of Channing’s ass

I used to take pictures

Fuck 🥵🥵🥵🥵

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I read Stephen King’s Gerald’s Game in 5th grade and Anne Rice’s Sleeping Beauty tales before o made it to high school, just in case you were wondering why I am the way that I am

Done

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A warm night on a patio with a cigarette in one hand and a vodka straight in the other would be perfection right now.

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Thinking about that time that I almost got my dick pierced

Fuck this shit🥶🥶🥶

I plan on doing the same tomorrow night

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Possible snow again this weekend. What twilight zone timeline am I in and how do I get out????