𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍–𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ

whistling his theme song, swinging along.

sheesh, what's with so many people trying to steal flowers today?

i know they're expensive, but this is ridiculous.

Yeeeaaah.

( scratching the back of his head. )

Well, y'know, it's uh. . . Valentine's soon.

Just forget it.

Don't worry about it!

Ah. Right. Makes sense!

How's it hanging? You uh. . . doing anything this weekend?

Uhhh.

Er, I mean. Heyyyy, MJ!

Hm. . . what am I gonna do about Saturday.

that superman guy is pretty cool

" Woah—! "

He shot a web to a nearby wall, holding on tight so he's not sucked up.

" Y'know, I don't think I got your name! I wanna say. . . The Jokester? Most of the other clown names are already taken. "

⠀
nessie.

man

I forgot just how PEAK into the spiderverse was

" A little thing I call my Spidey Sense.

Now. . . "

As he was speaking, he thwipped toward Marx. Flying toward him and swinging a heavy punch to him.

𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙈—!

" Hey, webs can do a lot more than you think—! "

As he watched him dive below, Spidey waited. Waiting to anticipate him and dodge out of the way.

" Though, it would be nice to be a Flying–Spider–Man. "

Wonder if MJ's got plans. . .

. . ! 🗯️

On instinct, the arachnid hero would jump out of the way to dodge the cutters with a back handspring.

" Y'know, I think you should cut that out! "

Looking around nearby, before pulling an object close by, and toss it with a web—!

" Huh. Remind me not to introduce you to Norman. "

A stretch.

" Alright, get your butt kicked it is. "

I WORK THERE

" Well, it's either gonna end up one of two ways. You show a guy fighting a tiger or something, or I kick your butt.

I'd say go ahead. "

" Oh! Do you have a bear riding a unicycle?

At the very least you gotta have a balancing act of chaos and destruction. "

" I've met a lot of people. Got a good intuition about this sort of stuff. "

A shrug.

" Y'know, if I were you, I would'a wished for some legs. "

" Eh, usually Sony gives those. "

" Lemme guess. More than what you appear?

I wanna say. . . Wished for ultimate power. "

If you see this post a Spider-Man

Art by Kohei Horikoshi (Deku is directly inspired by Spider-Man, specifically)

" Well, depends on who you're asking. 'Cause then Jonah would be a criminal.

Can a guy not be curious about the puntability of someone? "

" Usually showing up uninvited is my thing.

That doesn't explain the staring. "

What do you want?

Panel from Miles Morales: Spider-Man #36 (2025) Miles Morales (left) and Kwaku Anansi (right) dap it up MILES: THAT'S EASY, BRO. WHATEVER A SPIDER-MAN CAN.