one of the earliest lessons in politics I learned as a kid from my parents was to always vote for a tax increase, because you're trading a dollar amount so small you probably won't notice in order to fund something important that benefits everybody. I wish that was how Democrats messaged this stuff!
Same with drug prices; they’re down 600%. So every time i head to the drugstore: CA-CHING!!!
I mean, why not? Circus clown cars have an infinite supply of clowns.
78M people?
Crazy hard to imagine how we are in this mess…
50 years ago, when i was 20-ish, I realized I could make a lot of money by being dishonest. That thought lasted ~15 seconds. Now Gen-Z has learned you can become president that way.
Don’t forget that in your 20’s you also knew everything there was to know already.
But you don’t need to do that if you’re the smartest person in the world ever.
There go-to is always “hates America”
Just lazy shit
This is how Vietnam started, so, sure?
Truly unbelievable stuff. Just up there shamelessly lying his ass off
NBC’s Richard Engel: “The White House meme campaign is outraging many former US military commanders… they say only someone who has never really seen combat would think it’s a joke and put out material like this.”
Rogue nation? So be it.
Condoleezza Rice, on the reason to invade Iraq: “We don’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud”
Fear-based persuasion
Fear based persuasion. Same as Condoleezza Rice: “We don’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud”
Maybe you don’t need 17 gallons. Maybe 1 or 2 gallons is plenty.
“Due to high demand, this hat may take an additional 7-10 days to process and then ship.”
Bill Maher supports Iran strikes with this rationale:
“Act more like a normal civilized country & we won’t kill you”
So the US, a “normal civilized country”, gets to go around the world and kill people for…reasons?
Obama: Every day you wake up to things you just didn’t think were possible. Each day we’re told by those in high office to fear each other. Everywhere we see greed and bigotry being celebrated, and bullying and mockery masquerading as strength.
And hearing them describe theirselves as “anti-trans” is unfathomable. It’s like saying “anti-person”.
Unbelievably cruel, for no purpose.
Thinking of “Donald Trump is a poor person’s idea of a rich person”.
Also: “Donald Trump is a stupid person’s idea of a smart person”
Is that where the pedophilia became bad again?
My 1st @theonion.com arrived! So happy to have you back!!!!
They really do think it’s all a big game
“No stupid rules of engagement”
The latest example of this guy believing he should rule the entire world
Only if there is video…
Dude has a lot of “beliefs”…
