David Cook

just got voluntold about an external project, which is kind of weird at this point in my life

FUCK OH… MICHIGAN STATE

nope, doesn’t have the same ring to it

How’s that liver taste, tom?

A box that says Pulloutor

My wife ordered these drawers to install in some of our kitchen cabinets and I’m very concerned they’re only going to work 80% of the time

Alright parents, what did you do to mitigate DST? I just set an alarm to get him up at the same time as usual and will likely caffeinate around the time of the bball game 🥱

Damn, I can’t believe timothee chalamet said “fuck ohio.” That’s wild.

with the understanding that March is Women's History Month, it seems a bit awkward to me that two of the big "women in music" festivals in adjacent states are hosting their festivals on the same weekend

Saying goodbye five separate times in the driveway, measuring distance in how long it takes to drive, and running the ball between the tackles

Also @surber.bsky.social what is the most ACC thing about this “cafe”?

ACC American Cafe Across from Gate 45 In the Greensboro airport

Currently imagining the possibility of a B1G Mid-American Cafe in the Flint, MI airport

on the other hand, i think we all know exactly where lou holtz is right now

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ryan day is gonna be so fucking confused

Flying out of an ORD wing I don’t think I’ve ever been through before, so that’s kind of fun

so @angry-stephen.bsky.social and I have this idea for a HBH marketing campaign that involves a HBH universe centered around college football. we call it Hamsville.

Martin Van Buren punts on 4th and short in plus territory

My wife and I still reassure each other about various things by saying “Be not afraid.”

My favorite hall scene is at the end of the episode where House keeps pranking Wilson, and House just collapses and Wilson says “funny, someone must have sawed halfway through your cane while you were sleeping.”

Huge Ego. Sorry.

GIFs you can hear

Share a tv show you never get tired of rewatching it

LJ, take my ACL

Sometimes I look at basketball scores for games in progress and temporarily forget what sport it is. This invariably results in my disappointment that there wasn’t a football game with a score of 5-2 or 1-0.

The poor search chair had come to A&M from FSU! He just had this West Virginian demon with a hilarious combover haunting him across state lines

the potential vs. achievements debate is the quiet part out loud

No, that’s great - and salary/benefits is applicable to every field

@carrieat.bsky.social do you think this made me come across as unpleasant?

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I have not heard this perspective yet, but I can definitely see where they’re coming from. Interesting that conferences don’t hold the same water across disciplines