Richard

Debating sending the Chris Wilder Ham Sandwich and nothing else to my Sheffield United supporting mate I've not spoken to for a good while #ncfc

All 25-30-year-olds just look like Don Mattingly to me atm

General Glup Shitto

Yes, the Epstein files should be released, with none of the perpetrators' names redacted.

But, and hear me out here, we didn't need the files. We should have believed the victims, and listened to the victims, this whole goddamned time. All of these years and decades.

I heard stories of people who've fed crows, and been given gifts in return. It sounded charming, so I began doing that.

Then, one night, there was a rapping on my bedroom window. I stumbled up and opened.

A crow flew in and spoke: "They're coming for you. You must flee."

I only just made it out.

In case you missed..more documents from the Epstein files were released on Friday 👇

The clubs should just leave X, it's beyond fixing.

You've got to be kidding me...

also this one.

Had to doublecheck the date on this

At least one of them will have been pissed on by an adult by the end of the day

"The data labelers in Kenya described seeing footage of people naked, watching porn, and talking about crimes and protests. Faces are often blurred, the story said, but sometimes are visible, depending on the lighting."

The media and pundits will always remind you of the brutality of Iran. What they will never mention that Iran followed every nuclear protocol set out by the UN, IAEA, all in accordance with non proliferation treaty.

Israel an undeclared nuclear power has refused all of the above.

The theory of Everyone Is 12 Years Old continues to hold strong

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Naw bro, we definitely created consciousness... Now give me another $7Tn

It’s finally, joyfully my last World Book Day

There are many things to mourn about my last kid going to secondary in September. BUT NOT THIS BULLSHIT

The same ones that lost their shit when Obama said Brexit was maybe not the greatest idea

1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health

every time i look at instagram, i feel like im the only adult who doesn't know how to make money

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At times like this, who can blame you for wanting to pretend to be a wizard or a spaceman or a superhero for a few hours?

It's almost impossible to comprehend how many people have died now because a racist reality star just couldn't deal with having a popular black president.

the Greens keep saying the kinds of things that people who vote Labour agree with and Labour keep calling it dangerous extremism, and I’m not sure you could plan a better voter alienation strategy

In response to the attack on Iran, House Democrats plan a zoom meeting for tomorrow night.

Bit concerned about the rumours from Colney yesterday that Terry the Kitman has ‘scored a few in training’ and can still ‘do a job’ upfront.

#ncfc

the thing about max landis is you're like "how does hollywood keep producing these serial abusers?" and then you remember his dad killed multiple children and got away with it