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ringo the ringtail's number one fan // dallas & texas stars

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nhl refs right before they blow the whistle:

12.03.2026 22:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

'lech face' is definitely going to be seared in my brain forever 😭

12.03.2026 22:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/

12.03.2026 19:00 👍 4089 🔁 890 💬 24 📌 31
nathan mackinnon major penalty rescinded

nathan mackinnon major penalty rescinded

awesome that the avs and their coach can just dictate how the nhl applies their rulebook now 👍

12.03.2026 19:34 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

mls social media wildin

12.03.2026 19:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

won’t even be downloading the attachment ✌️🤧

12.03.2026 19:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if i spoke my mind i’d be suspended

12.03.2026 17:57 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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not sure why everyone thinks this is such a big problem when an obvious solution exists

12.03.2026 11:27 👍 3934 🔁 444 💬 205 📌 75

more olympians should do this imo

12.03.2026 17:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you get it..

12.03.2026 17:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no it’s awesome that every time i foolishly close an adobe or microsoft application, i have to wait >10 minutes for the daily shitty ai-related update to install the next time i need to open it. this is exactly what i wanted to spend my one wild, precious life doing

12.03.2026 16:49 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

12.03.2026 13:08 👍 4328 🔁 1174 💬 30 📌 41
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

12.03.2026 12:04 👍 6708 🔁 1928 💬 3 📌 133

drink wisely, kids 😭

12.03.2026 15:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
wild gm bill guerin quote: i would like to see it (nhl playoff format) change

wild gm bill guerin quote: i would like to see it (nhl playoff format) change

even when i agree with this guy, his face just annoys me

12.03.2026 15:01 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

Can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 12:41 👍 3832 🔁 689 💬 24 📌 97
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"That was unbelievable, huh? You're welcome USA"
Vinnie Pasquantino

12.03.2026 02:28 👍 217 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 8
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a girl in a cowboy hat is holding a stick and says i 'm tired of this grandpa . ALT: a girl in a cowboy hat is holding a stick and says i 'm tired of this grandpa .
12.03.2026 02:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

when my boss checks in on me at 7:47am on a random tuesday

12.03.2026 02:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why can't i escape this even in baseball

12.03.2026 02:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we really must discuss how 2026 is the year of italy

12.03.2026 02:22 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Espresso is a PED

12.03.2026 01:31 👍 127 🔁 20 💬 11 📌 2

the announcers are talking about how this player grew up playing hockey in michigan so i'm trying to find his eliteprospects page 🧐

12.03.2026 00:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Opera, espresso, fancy jacket, little kisses - Team Italy is winning because they've embraced a philosophy of nice treats.

11.03.2026 23:55 👍 516 🔁 64 💬 5 📌 2

the WBC appears to already be outdoing olympics hockey in terms of political drama. need kash patel to show up next

11.03.2026 23:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is so helpful thank you

11.03.2026 23:51 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A axis chart with Pizza, Burger, and Taco.

A axis chart with Pizza, Burger, and Taco.

explaining the WBC elimination scenarios to an American: imagine taco, pizza, and burger.

11.03.2026 13:47 👍 601 🔁 172 💬 21 📌 42

i do not want to know if my profile is 'trending' on linkedin. what would that ever get me but trouble

11.03.2026 22:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bullying colin blackwell... but for a good cause this time!

11.03.2026 22:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

all of us here :)

11.03.2026 19:47 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0