ozmthole θΔ❌👁️🪞

they don't tell you this but your thirties are for being in your teens

can't be emphasised enough that no matter how empty Valve's defense of lootboxes sounds, the lawsuit is also a trojan horse to censor violence in games so it's not a good idea to side with it lol

白い大型いぬがすき

I hate it when customs maps do that

Testament

happy (late) mar10 day

cutie!!!!!

My left ear's hearing has ever so slightly improved. Not by a lot but enough for me to notice. I really hope that's a sign I'm healing and it's not just a fluke.

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hey every one my house mate has been struggling with rent for a while now. shes still struggling to find work. it would mean the world to me if you could throw her a few bucks or share this around. thanks!!

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Happy birthday :3

marshmallow (pastel plush dragon oc) is taking care of a sick daze (cabbit dragon fursona) who is wearing a bonnet and is shivering in bed underneath a pink blanket. it is also surrounded by a few plushies. marshmallow is holding a tray with a bowl of soup, a glass of water, three small pills, and three candies over daze's bed. the dialogue between them is as follows: marshmallow: "dazey dear, hello! your dinner soup and medicine are here! :3" daze: "hiiiii marshmallow. thank youu" marshmallow: "the antivirals will sadly be a little icky though. your mouth will taste like metal for a few hours. but i will help you through it - i have some sour candies to ward off the taste too." daze: "oughhhh nooooooo- ohhh yayyyy" marshmallow: "are you ready?" daze: "yesss thank you marshmallowwww"

the plushie caretaker i wish i had rn

Someone from Seattle when you recommend them a good book: great I can't wait to get into the left lane of the interstate where I can really concentrate and shut out any other distractions

Team Fortress 2, 18 years.

Yeeeeeeep.

I did not know William Gibson was on Bluesky. So finding out about this with him posting an image about a silly gimmick buttplug was an interesting way of finding out.

Looking at pictures of cute dogs should not illicit so much deep sadness.

Panel 1 {Gabe is talking to the clerk.} Gabe: My laptop gets really hot. Clerk: Well, it would. It's dissipating heat. Gabe: Yeah, but it melted my scrotum. Panel 2 {Scene change. Gabe is standing on Tycho's left. Clerk is off panel.} Gabe: Using this Macbook is like putting my dick in a George Foreman Grill. Okay? It's like making a penis panini. Clerk: You're exaggerating. Gabe: I'm not! Look! Panel 3 {Scene change. Gabe is showing his Macbook in Tycho's face. Tycho's face is melting and his scalp is on fire.} Tycho: NOOOOOOOO

Other names I’ve gone by in the past: Bullet, Ozmé, Ozma, Esmé, Deimos, Miasma

Someone who is now one of my local ops suggested the name Saffron for a headmate. I really liked it and went with it. Then the other headmates died and I was the only one left.

Jordan

I really need to be touched. Not necessarily sexually but that could be nice too.

Could I please come over and cuddle you and be held

Get squished nerd.

one of my personal faves

My balls are large, rotund, and explosion proof. Good luck shithead.