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please boost/share if you know someone who might want it

it’s around 10 years old I think and the model I linked above is either the exact one or pretty close

i‘m downsizing and have an electric piano w stand/bench that I’m trying to unload by end of March. if we’re mutuals you can have it free if you can get it from my place (near columbus circle nyc). if we aren’t mutuals you can have it cheap www.amazon.com/Yamaha-Weigh...

“Calm down.”

truly an all timer

actual lol. @cakemittens.bsky.social

“You should already know about her”

For all my hardcore Jakeheads out there, he’s getting up there in age but still very spunky and playful. I love his new mandatory fashion choices, very chic

a bunch of the links were purple because I had obviously already perused the page on previous visits

keep posting like this and you will not see heaven

it’s been long enough that I feel comfortable saying this company was Dropbox and we did not sign a deal with them. I don’t think it was strictly my fault but it maybe wasnt NOT my fault either

Goofy is probably really good in bed. a tender and generous lover with great body awareness doing all kinds of crazy shit with his legs to really get in there. And he’s packing but like not weird about it

imagine a hot guy sending you ape/monkey vids but it’s all the super obvious ones that have circulated for years. “check this out” and it’s just Kanzi the bonobo sitting at the touch screen. A blurb on Koko’s nipple fixation. That one gorilla spinning in a kiddie pool to “Maniac.” Devastating

i cured my “ADHD” by PAYING ATTENTION and CALMING DOWN

They should try out an R Budd Dwyer simulation

I would pay for a mystery box that had different options for various MS Office products

Spending $250k to use a simulation of Zoom

If anyone wants to read the thing that set me off there’s a transcript at the bottom of this page. Beware it’s VERY stupid!!! www.hiddenbrain.org/podcast/work...

the coveted LH endorsement

if my child enjoyed gaming I would monitor their internet use if they self-identified as ”a nerd” I would send them to one of those wilderness camps where they kidnap you

Thanks everyone

I hate nerds!!!!

none of these words mean ANYTHING. ask me how I KNOW

I hate “gaming, as applied to (concept!)” with my LIFE!!! If you say “gamification“ to me I will do something in the office that bonds everyone by forever changing the trajectory of their lives

“Games use narratives and rules to turn grinding into mastery and progress!“ “the game design principle of dynamic difficulty helps you enter flow state!” What stinky slobs put you up to this

I’ve been an extreme hater on here as of late so let me add one to the pile: ive been assigned something on the topic of ”how we can learn from gaming about making work more engaging”. How have people been dining out and circlejerking on this concept since 2008

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

quarantine

I made this list in April 2020 or so while staring out the window in the middle of the night from my friend’s backyard guest house. it’s not my best but I listened to it like every day that year and got sick of all the songs. except the e-40 one OBVIOUSly open.spotify.com/playlist/4pi...

Zofran Mamdani

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart