Krabgod

Modern Sabres lore and the lessons learned in an all-time win over the Lightning Occasionally in hockey, a storyline can be predictable. Then there are times when you can be handed the outline of how things will go and the way it plays out exceeds every expectation. A week ago,...

What a game. What a night. Let's do it again in a month and then maybe again in the playoffs with the Sabres and Lightning.

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love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

“Gjdelljjfff,” said Trump when asked about regulating NIL money in college athletics, “[wet gurgle] pill lady glrgggghh hnnnghh Hhh”

This is hardly the primary issue, but I guess Khamenei isn't going to respond to my Twitter DMs asking if he liked anime.

Swords are back

I think you all need to see this

Meanwhile:

Who up double touching they hog line?

Hatsune Miku just fucking cut me off in traffic

Canada did lose all 4 exhibition games to the US this year, getting outscored 27-4. Not a good look for them, but maybe this time is different?

i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen

The Buffalo goddamn Sabres

Swords are sharp as hell

they're never gonna get me to stop thinking that People Are Good

i’m never gonna stop saying this

brandon beane did this, constructed the worst bills team of the decade, then ratfucked the head coach to avoid consequences and got a promotion out of it

friendly reminder

The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.

which they will be

Insane pass from Bo, beautiful finish from Tuchy 🙌

#LetsGoBuffalo

every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead

TAGE X2

i am now ready to share my thoughts on Josh allen today. "Josh Doan"t look very good right now , and as a result, im officially declaring that "Josh Dunne". Go Swords Baby

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

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Arm like a cannon, legs like a rhino, eyes of an eagle, guts of an elderly pet cat that "must've got into something"

Close enough, welcome back Jared Lorenzen

epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this

there are other, better franchises - let this one go

Benford to Rudolph (metaphorically)

We'll take it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s insane