a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

dut dut musk

In 2017 I saw Frenzal Rhomb in Bendigo & they gently mocked me for not wearing shoes on a thursd'y night

In news surprising absolutely no one, the wealthiest 10% own two thirds of all investment properties. @caitkelly.bsky.social

craving a loaded pizza with good sauce, loads of shredded proccessed meat, onion bacon mushroom egg green capsicum & cheese. So loaded its base is oily/soggy & it makes men angry.

When I cook hot dogs I like to say "I'm giving the dogs a bath." My wife & I are separated

Yes that is absolutely normal I promise 💖

I ate a whole wheel of Brie like a biscuit yesterday and consider that to be perfectly normal behaviour

Frame #21150 from S04 -E08 - Battle Duck-628202

Frame #59500 from S01 -E01 - Red Snapper-628390

Frame #30800 from S05 -E21 - Asparagus-629279

Ice cream machines: they are insane to work with. You might see people get ice creams while you are told its broken. This is not a lie.

He has lots of people yelling at him, mostly adult men.
One threatened to bash him over an unavailable frozen drink. He carries on and finishes his shift.

Hes had people on hard times rob food from the drive through. It scares him and customers. He still finishes his shift

My kid works in a big fast food chain.
Please chill out when going to one of these places. Be nice to staff.
(a thread Im going to add to)

George: are you reading the news lately? planes are falling out of the sky

Jerry: falling out of the sky?

George: RIGHT OUTTA THE SKY!

Jerry: but I'm supposed to fly to Florida to visit my parents!

[Kramer bursts in]

Kramer: hey Jerry, got any eggs?

i bet i wouldn't have to raise my voice if i had a telescoping head

How can you not believe it isn't butter Susan it tastes fucking terrible

Always be punctual

American drone owners, please launch your drone and follow the mystery drones, and report back.

babe there's no way you'll get pregnant if we do it on the pull out couch

If anyone has rights to the word "raygun", its Activision.

I se this on my area, it impacts medical staff, people in the energy sector & people in the agricultural sector on the reg. Not to mention teachers, aged care workers & people in other industries.

Housing is a workplace issue if workers can’t afford to live near the places they actually work (or afford to live anywhere in general) - so I would really love to see our unions actually do something about housing and public housing.

floof & loaf

quentin tarantino became a director because he loves footage

I recently started trying to keep plants alive and I didn't realize that eventually I'd have to punish the plants by hacking off the parts that were growing too well. What kind of sick hobby is this

post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes

keens curry devilled eggs are better than the mustard version