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A paranoid android in Ottawa aspiring to be fitter, happier

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Joel Harding is running in my riding and I refuse to vote for him after the Sarah Jama shanking he did. In fact the NDP keeps texting me for support and I’m annoyed

15.04.2025 01:58 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a great point. For example, when I look back at the epochal changes of this past January, I would personally have voted not to confirm Marco Rubio

08.04.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 9651 πŸ” 1191 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 24

Why is the world treating the symptoms and not focused on the disease? One man should not control the worlds economy. How are leaders everywhere allowing this to happen and spending time appeasing him to β€œnegotiate” instead of standing together against this man’s insanity?

07.04.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 338 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 8

The part that jumped out to me was actually wanting to know what questions would be asked. What an incredible level of insecurity; they’re scared.

05.04.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 574 πŸ” 212 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 11

Omg

03.04.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 4276 πŸ” 1025 πŸ’¬ 153 πŸ“Œ 38

"Please get rid of Elon," I whispered to the little paw. "Replace him with anyone. I don't care who." A finger curled.

03.04.2025 15:52 πŸ‘ 2397 πŸ” 360 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 10
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I’ve seen enough, ready to call this election:

31.03.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 609 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 47

So many different emotions

31.03.2025 01:59 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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#ElbowsUp

30.03.2025 05:05 πŸ‘ 429 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6
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Every terrorist on earth

29.03.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 2114 πŸ” 367 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 14

"We don’t want your Nazi cars / take a one-way trip to Mars" is a pretty good chant

30.03.2025 00:28 πŸ‘ 11096 πŸ” 2271 πŸ’¬ 169 πŸ“Œ 127
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Bruce Arthur: Trump administration is Canada’s enemy, even if Alberta’s premier sees it as a friend Danielle Smith might argue that the United States is not the biggest threat to Canada’s existence in its recent history, but the rest of us must have a clearer view

Danielle Smith asked the Trump administration to influence our elections to help elect Pierre Poilievre, because he would be better aligned with a country trying to destroy us. It's dumb politics, but it's more than that: It's a genuinely dangerous moment for Canada. www.thestar.com/politics/pol...

24.03.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 822 πŸ” 347 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 35
Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

24.03.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 31380 πŸ” 4879 πŸ’¬ 463 πŸ“Œ 277

Paywalls are killing journalism. It needs to be paid for but this system is NOT working. News is locked up and misinformation is free.

23.03.2025 14:51 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Canada welcomes Europeans and their post-secondary students.

23.03.2025 14:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith asked US administration to "put things on pause" to help Poilievre get elected as PM x.com/cspotweet/st...

Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com

23.03.2025 12:57 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 83

#Never51

23.03.2025 03:23 πŸ‘ 10174 πŸ” 1775 πŸ’¬ 199 πŸ“Œ 76

Thinking further: This is a sitting Premier asking our enemies - and there is no question that the current US administration is an enemy of a free and sovereign Canada - for help to influence a Canadian election for a federal party leader who better aligns with those enemies.

23.03.2025 04:31 πŸ‘ 525 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 16

A Vichy Canadian.

23.03.2025 03:43 πŸ‘ 602 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 9
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@thebreakdownab.bsky.social has discovered audio of Alberta Premier Danielle Smith admitting to pressuring the US Administration to pause tariffs to attempt to benefit Pierre Poilievre. Stating that Pierre would be β€œthe best interest for the current direction of the party”

23.03.2025 07:06 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 31

I really appreciate this daily does of motivation! πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ’ͺ
#TeamCanada

22.03.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of Pierre Poilievre at some campaign stop today standing behind a podium with the slogan "Boots, Not Suits" written on the podium. Standing behind him, are men in construction hats and orange vests.

Photo of Pierre Poilievre at some campaign stop today standing behind a podium with the slogan "Boots, Not Suits" written on the podium. Standing behind him, are men in construction hats and orange vests.

Fellow Canadians : Let us please do everything in our power not to elect this absolute dipshit.

The man is a career politician that has never done a day of manual labour in his fucking life and yet he hides behind idiotic slogans like this.

Boo this man at every turn. May he never know peace.

21.03.2025 21:32 πŸ‘ 467 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 19

This is going to be remembered for all time as Columbia’s response to having a student protestor kidnapped and held prisoner by a budding authoritarian regime. It is unspeakable cowardice.

21.03.2025 20:34 πŸ‘ 5161 πŸ” 1022 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 29

I feel like this op-ed maybe should have disclosed that the author is American

16.03.2025 10:19 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Vichy Dems must go.

14.03.2025 03:07 πŸ‘ 327 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

This is what America is now - they voted with Russia, Belarus, North Korea and Israel. Between this and the Ukraine minerals deal I keep wondering: what is going to keep Canada from becoming America's Belarus, or America's Ukraine?

24.02.2025 17:13 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 14
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U.S. votes against U.N. resolution condemning Russia for Ukraine war Washington’s shift on the Ukraine war marks a major break with European allies and comes as the Trump administration aims to repair relations with Russia.

Traitors in the White House. Ask every Republican elected official if they side with Putin. On the record.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

24.02.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 925 πŸ” 239 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 18

In their weekend dispatch, the editors of The Line suggested that Stephen Harper, the man who has spent nine years whitewashing autocratic regimes, would be the perfect next ambassador to Washington.
Honest to Hermes. I just can't with the smug gods damned punditry in this country anymore.

24.02.2025 02:23 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4