Lemon

One thing my boyfriend does for me is that he’ll always leave a pile of change next to the piggy bank instead of putting it in, because he knows that I like to feed it

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

I ate the pineapple and the pineapple ate me back 😔

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

I’m seven shots of chili deep in the chili cook off, and besties, I don’t think I’m gonna win. Some of these people have REALLY good chili

They had begun to consider the Government of the United States as a mere appendage to their own affairs. We know now that Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob. Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me— and I welcome their hatred.

Something I think about often is, if a Democrat said this today, it would've been a hot mic moment and they'd have to apologize and say it was out of context. FDR said it at Madison Square Garden, 3 days before a presidential election

I worry about this every day, but then I remember that everyone I work with has the same least favorite coworker except me, and I think they all ought to give her another chance, she’s really nice. unlike Eli, who sucks.

I baked my brownies in a heart shaped pan!! I love love!!! dontworryabouthowtocutthemthatsaproblemforlater

Work is so busy today, I think literally every queue is in the red and FOR WHAT

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

productive lunch break today working from home, I filed my taxes and my claim in a class action on 23&me. Can’t wait to get a $14 check in 3-6 business months

Drawing of a puppy and hearts with the caption; "I know love exists because I exist and I am full of it"

Love

The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do

pedophiles do in fact deserve to die and it's actually not that crazy to say that, thank you

please know when I use the ✨ emoji, I do not mean anything to do with AI. they stole my emoji from me.

Trying not to be that person but I can't help but feel disappointed in Taylor for not saying anything. An ig story or reposts would suffice atp, literally anything. & don't come in my replies saying its unsafe. She's not on tour, she can easily get around secretly so there's no reason for her not to

I think my faves should use their platforms to speak out against injustice because it's the moral thing to do, not because I think it will magically fix anything.

I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people.

But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.

One reason you can't just tinker with ICE/CBP is the whole thing is facially illegitimate. The intent is rotten. It's run by a white supremacist maniac and will continue producing white supremacist maniac results

I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio.

Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.

Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.

There shouldn’t be a Department of Homeland Security. It’s a grab bag of various agencies under a dangerously murky heading which can and now has been co-opted for a fascist transition.
Abolish ICE and redistribute the other agencies.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.