Lindsay Duck

Completely flipped the living room orientation and finally gave me a chance to hang this print I got for my birthday! 🌹

I like the Canada pitcher. He looks like he could fix my brakes.

She’s so pretty! Sounds like a fab day!

He’s in the files so I’m a little vindicated 🤷🏻‍♀️

Maaaaan fuck that guy. Should be any day now 🤞

My vocal stim since I read this has been “There’s a problem with the sauce!” in terribly comical German accent.

I couldn’t tell if that was “Chris Gaines” or Anthony Kiedis

Jolene showed me this post

Not too shabby!!!

I’m a week behind on Aquarium Drunkard, but this 3/4/26 episode is an absolute no skip! WOW! Red Garrison and his Zodiacs, The Moroccos, Cozy Cole and Ted Heath. 🔥 🔥🔥

Hello Bluesky! 👋 It’s Josh here.
Excited to finally join this space and connect with you all. Just a quick note: this is my only real and official account on Bluesky, so if you’re looking for me here, this is the place.
Looking forward to sharing music and more. Thanks for being here. 💙

Someone on a motorcycle was just BLASTING 3 Doors Down. Had to check my phone to make sure I hadn’t time traveled

Immediately adding this one to the lexicon

It looks like Pleasantville at the Iowa State game. WTF is this?

Yay! It’s almost time for the Creighton game. Which is good because I hate myself.

CNN is terrible and it’s going to get so much worse.

Congratulations, Seattle! He sucks and so does Starbucks.

I hadn’t heard that, but I know Dominique Crenn was this big chef consultant and she had some lose ties to Noma, so maybe!

Im in my chef era and currently reading Eric Ripert’s autobiography so this is all wild timing!

Oh man. I’ve been following this story pretty closely and it is INSANE.

Someone just lit fireworks. Like quite a few. Had to check to see if it happened. Now I’m sad.

My mom asked me to go out shopping and for lunch sometime in the next few weeks.

We don’t really do that, so I think it’s got to be either a diagnosis or she’s going to ask to move in 😬

I use Gemini when I'm bored — and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

a woman sits at a desk with her mouth open and says i can excuse racism but i draw the line ALT: a woman sits at a desk with her mouth open and says i can excuse racism but i draw the line

Literally this

How dare you tell me I have to give up my vacation home

This is WILD

“Our biggest goal right now really is to diminish the number of unwanted litters coming into this country, which is what is overcrowding our shelters," Katherine told the Palm Beach Post.

And now we know why she does Incontinence ads

They weren’t. It’s right there in the post.

Very good one. I haven’t seen it in years, though!