Jeremy Chao

Would be hilarious if insane gas prices supercharged a new push into renewables.

Maybe the reason it's failing is they fired all the trans soldiers.

Dude has been using The Secret to get him out of every domestic trouble he’s had and doesn’t know why it’s not working now that he’s dealing with a more difficult adversary than the US legal system or Democrats.

It’s like hearing tennis commentators genuinely happy after a great rally.

It’s nice he’s giving them room for when their ankles start to swell for mysterious reasons, too.

TRUMP ADMINISTRATION BELIEVES MONEY IS A MANMADE CONSTRUCT AND IT WOULD BE BETTER IF WE DIDN’T GET SO WORRIED ABOUT IT.

Smiling Asian man caking white lotion on his face.

Step 1. Boot up the Apple II and connect the dot matrix printer. A word processor will do, in a pinch.

Rubio is going to be so pissed if a prolonged Iranian quagmire ruins his best chance of toppling Cuba.

Maybe the navy can smack the Iranian boats with a copy of Forbes magazine.

He also remembers how Bush, a charisma-less schmo, had record approval after invading Iraq and just assumed he’d get the same reaction.

Assuming Trump is demanding the head of the new Supreme Leader so he can start over with a new guy that didn’t just lose his entire family.

Americans are suckers for conmen and have the memories of goldfish.

One of the great autocorrects I had on my iPhone was it changing "Be there soonish" into "Be there Zionism."

SHARONMANCER.

I believe that's called "WE RATE DOGES"

At least Rom isn’t there to make self-replicating mines.

Maybe he should take a post-op swim in that poo filled creek again.

Mares eat GOATS and does eat GOATS and little lambs eat PROTEIN. A kid'll eat PROTEIN, too, wouldn't you?

Gonna throw a bomb into this discussion: Is a cakegel a sandwich?

No Jade?

TACO has always been cope. It's really TABS: Trump Always BullShits.

I think it's a throwback to "soldiers get a fancy meal right before deploying to war" and since they've started so many conflicts, he's spending a lot on fancy food.

“Mods are asleep, bomb Tehran.”

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You can’t just bring up a great scene and not link it:

Not saying it’d make a lot of difference, but at least you make money running a bar. I’m still not sure what the plan is here.

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

Even if they successfully remove it all, they’ll still miss Anthropic.

Is there a bomb Jesus that can turn JDAM into TLAM and JASSM?

Dude embarrassed himself for a minor stock bump on a Monday afternoon.