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David Fitzjarrell

@ddfdba

Senior database administrator with a Chemistry degree. Have been a professional Chemist and DBA, still the latter, 35 years now. I follow the BEST people. No DMs, you will be blocked. Blog: dfitzjarrell.wordpress.com

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Do I gotta???

21.02.2025 21:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2025 05:42 πŸ‘ 843 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 16

πŸ“Œ

14.02.2025 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Counts me out. I have fish and dust bunnies.

10.02.2025 14:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My daughter makes matzo ball soup, to die for.

09.02.2025 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPuck You”??

09.02.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How about a baseball-themed smutfest called β€œHard Balls”…

09.02.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s compromise: prune snickerdoodles. Now both sides can be happy.

09.02.2025 19:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ“Œ

30.01.2025 01:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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❀️❀️❀️https://apple.news/AL-WlwQinTouhvGrHB0Qegw

22.01.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 951 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 10

I think it was Whore-ton…

22.01.2025 16:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the times that try men's souls.

The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country

Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered

Yet we have this consolation: the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph

- Thomas Paine

20.01.2025 02:36 πŸ‘ 743 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 6

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. πŸ“š

Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. πŸ™

16.01.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 22035 πŸ” 15097 πŸ’¬ 261 πŸ“Œ 473
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12.01.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bagel?

12.01.2025 20:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.01.2025 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Humor is never β€œtoo smart”, but it can descend into the mundane. You avoid that pitfall and I appreciate it. It may be that you developed a unique way to improvise on your feet.

So if you’re heading to a pasture leave me a map, I’m likely going with you.

02.01.2025 22:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?

National Suicide Prevention Hotline

Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)

24.12.2024 04:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just relieved I don’t need Preparation-H.

24.12.2024 04:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there room for the forklift to bring in the ham?

24.12.2024 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou need to use a grater to make real latkes; they need bits of skin and fingernails to be authentic.”

My daughter

23.12.2024 21:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

4

19.12.2024 15:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.12.2024 01:37 πŸ‘ 444 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 25

I second that.

18.12.2024 03:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.12.2024 01:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is using that picture to hawk his line of Le Stenche du jour, wonder if Dr. Biden knows that…

09.12.2024 01:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We had ONE tree.

Okay, we also had a house full of lights that traffic would slow down for

09.12.2024 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems that @sentuberville.bsky.social is truly a constipational scholar, he has no intention of understanding his job and he honestly doesn’t give a sh*t.

08.12.2024 00:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a test

Repost if you’re just a little guy

07.12.2024 19:18 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6

Earned a follow!

08.12.2024 00:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0