Nice to see BBC News has reverted from its "widescreen red alert 72pt font major world-fuck event" headline style to its regular "that major world-fuck event is just another part of our grim daily existence, stick it on the bill" headline style
I may be biased but the cats deserved it first 😸
You can also see his balls for precisely four frames. I hope this information proves memorable and useful for you.
A lot of people complain about how YouTube search is rubbish these days, seems to be working fine for me
My HP "Elite"book laptop is such a janky pile of crap it's made me tempted to pick up one of those new Macbooks with the dollhouse SSD and thimble of RAM
"I will literally shrivel up into a husk and die if you do not connect me to the world wide infoglug the morning after I move house"
Spent a while talking to a Virgin Media web chat agent earlier, I've been trying to decipher what this could possibly mean for about half an hour now
thinkpad
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
I've never done it with rental places before tbh. I think it's more a peace-of-mind thing really.
I haven't changed the locks yet, so at any point the previous owners could hypothetically just let themselves in and watch me sleep
This is not the kind of realisation I wanted shortly before going to bed
Day 5 in the new house.
Anxieties initially ignited by issues listed on the survey report have been subsequently extinguished by the fact that things are, at least so far, almost completely fine.
I hired a Rug Doctor to clean the carpets today and my back is killing me. Back to London tomorrow!
why da hell did we name it grapefruit. we already had a grape fruit. it's called Grapes
First night in my new house. No wind rattling the windows, no persistent low-level rumble of traffic, no distant sirens, no birds mistakenly chirping at the orange glow of London in the middle of the night.
It's deafeningly quiet and it's going to take some getting used to.
Playing Chase HQ on the C64 as a child may have been my first experience of abject and total disappointment
Old Argos stock checker
Jay Kay, through gritted teeth: “Not on my watch, Argos.”
the singer jay kay being weird in his big mental moving house
we don't talk enough about how this paranoid freak released virtual insanity in 1996. years before the average person in the uk had even sent a text message, he was dancing like a maniac in his big moving gaff, enraged to the point of song by faxes, teletext and encarta 95.
Teams was horribly bloated and inconsistent experience when I stopped using it about three years ago, I dread to think what it's like now
Me saying goodbye to all my friends in London after spending all my money on a house
I watched two movies with Randy Quaid in them earlier and I'm thinking of making that activity an annual Valentine's tradition
Shopping online for a new vape and found one that features a tastefully integrated carriage clock, the likes of which June Whitfield might advertise as a freebie when you take out funeral cover
Streaming some This Morning With Richard Not Judy, in just a moment.
www.twitch.tv/CatariLynx
Old tweet from @shelfcomedy: me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying
The morning so far
Yeah, well that and the transfer of a huge amount of money, all the responsibility for future repairs and maintenance, moving all my belongings 170 miles away...
I'm sure it'll be fine, I've probably just been stuck indoors too long thinking about nothing else
It's all go with house stuff recently. I've signed the contract and I'm all scheduled to complete and pick up the keys on the 20th.
I know I should be excited but I've just been feeling constantly nervous and nauseous about the whole thing
Calvin and Hobbes playing calvinball
We stan Calvin Ball
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
Had a great dream the other night about eating a banoffee pie. Woke up, there was no pie. Dreadful experience.
