You cannot tell voters (accurately) this is a fascist regime that is hell bent on destroying us - let alone rely on it (as Dems are) as your GOTV while also voting yourselves to enable the regime.
I got seated Lucy Dacus tickets, so I’m a lock to continue being my daughter’s favorite dad.
Picturing him hopping in a golf cart after the Mar-a-Lago kitchen is closed for the night and cruising down to the local Gas-n-Sip for some beef jerky and a pack of camel reds.
And if you start with a sufficiently preheated oven you can roast frozen broccoli on sheet pans and the end result is pretty darn identical to roasting fresh. This has been a recent revelation.
I will keep my powder dry for multiple polls that are +5 or more and a 52% or higher.
(My powder will remain quite dry)
I must’ve seen an ad for this when checking my phone in the middle of the night a month or so ago, and ever since I’ve been wondering if I really saw it or if it was an incredibly stupid dream. But I was too disinterested to actually check. Was waiting for the Jeopardy guy to confirm.
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.
SNL could have a field day with this, bring back the Reagan Oval Office skit where he’s secretly super in the know about every detail of everything.
I had to get to the word candy before I realized this wasn’t about a music genre I’m not hip to
Somebody did the simple math and determined that 1979 was 47 years ago, and then some chud heard that and went “47 just like Trump” and now they are trying to make a war marketing campaign out of it. And this likely happened after the bombing started, or we for sure would’ve heard it used sooner.
God it's so funny to watch these conservative reality-laundering online pundit assholes each get a turn at gazing into the void and actually momentarily seeing how awful they all are, before submerging again into the consent-manufacturing patter they've sold their souls to enrich themselves spewing.
HE POINTS TO VENEZUELA AS A TEMPLATE!!????
so the plan is break some shit, don’t clean it up, and declare victory.
No, no, that sounds too woke. By the straightwhitedudeative property.
The entire administration is just an AI chat bot trained on GI Joe.
Department of Hell
Occasionally at this time of year you might think you want a Shamrock Shake from McDonald’s.
I am here to gently remind you that what you really want is a Shamrock Shake from McDonald’s from 1992.
*menu items were processed in a facility that may contain trace amounts of inspiration.
I can’t believe you outed yourself as someone who eats non-organic raspberries
It does seem like the planes and the pilots of all the key power ministries (to use the Russian phrase) are being monopolized by a mix of boondoggles and booty calls of the Directors and Secretaries.
Soon? Or later in the year? We are looking at one in Louisville.
For several consecutive years about a decade ago, we did an annual summer fruit order with a bunch of other families, which always resulted in an entire crisper drawer full to the brim with Rainer cherries.
Yes it was.
Closest anyone came to beating a senate incumbent that cycle. But yeah it was disappointing for sure.
Another reason I’m glad we only have a part-time dog (long term weekly respite arrangement). His mom takes care of all the butthole stuff.
I was on a hotel elevator in San Jose in 2001, alone, heading back up to my room. The doors opened on the 3rd or 4th floor, and Jesse Jackson and an associate stepped in. They continued their in-progress convo but he noticed me staring. He stepped over, said “sir”, and offered a handshake.
I only realized tonight that the cute little topical napkin doodles I often share with my son are done by the Foxtrot guy! I just thought they were from a talented rando.
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
Ironically, “Amazon Dropshippers” would rule as a band name.
I am just a sad boomer now, and this is how I found out.
