Executive Archer

I'm not interested in what you think about me.

It was my dearest wish to answer insipid questions all day.

Ah, well. Thank you for the warning.

[Smiles politely. What a pain in the fucking ass.]

[Interesting... maybe he'll have to do some digging on that name.]

I know Koga, yes, but not the other one.

I'm listening.

Fingers crossed.

Far be it from me to get you in trouble.

That information is personal.

Ah, I was waiting for that.

My. How protective.

Funny, that's what we believe in too.

Yes yes, fine.

I wouldn't want to give you an aneurysm.

If you want in with me and Ariana's daily lunch order you just have to ask.

Kantonian-style curry today.

I'd love to give you the whole PR package, but unfortunately I've got a lunch date that I just can't miss. I get cranky when I'm hungry, you see.

Life is full of choices.

So cold. No.

There's a place for everyone in this great, wide world.

Some people join Team Rocket because they need money, some have nowhere else to go...
and some just like that they get to harass strangers over nothing.

I enjoy a personal challenge.

Suit yourself.

Thank you for the warning. I'll send one who knows how to jump and roll.

🤭

There are solutions for that.

[Hmm....... If only that Dragonair was (REDACTED) instead.....]

The first step is getting rid of that ridiculous cape.

Sometimes Archer is a decent guy, and sometimes he's the literal worst person I know. It's always a coin flip which one I'll get.