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@rexquantum
Old ass millennial and now obsessed miniature painting novice as of April 2024. Fuck fascists i just wanna paint tiny weirdos and get good at it. Come hyper-fixate on messed-up little dudes. He/him. Stats: M:6 T:2 Sv:7+ W:1 Ld: 5+ OC: 0
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Huron
Huron's sorcerer
Captain Sargotta
Working on some masters of a maelstrom #nerdlings
(James Hetfield approaches the podium)
"Ahem. I am honored, thank you. MY LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD DETERMINES MY DEATHTIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. MY LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD DETERMINES MY DEATHTIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. MY LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD DETERMINES MY DEATHTIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. MY LIFET-
It's Doomrider!
You know what the new 40k custom character rules mean?
DOOOOOMRIDERRRR! #nerdlings #chaos #40k #warhammer
Oh turns out it was Vashtorr's fault. He sold it to them.
A Word Bearers predator destructor tank
A Word Bearers predator destructor tank
Well, who gave the Word Breakers the tank, huh? Who's fault was THAT? #nerdlings
Calgar's hella yellin'
An Ork running with a big knife and a blaster pistol, wearing an outfit done up like some Premier League team (donβt ask me which one)β¦.and yes I took some license)
A Space Gits Ork with a fat belly and a chefs hat, wearing a tank top with βGorkβs Gymβ and the old Golds Logo.
So far 2026 is all @planetsmashergames.bsky.social on the paint desk. After a bunch of Gaslands stuff, now itβs on to Space Gits. Really clever models from Kromlech miniatures (I used a few GW heads & bits here & there). Iβm doing them all in Premier League jersey colors, for EZ ID on the table.
You've reminded me that I need to start doing cool heat effects in the exhaust vents of my terminators.
Scrungaloid, front.
Scrungaloid, side, in blue. Red hands.
Scrungaloid, rear, with cool boots that look like bell bottom jeans.
Scrungaloid forager hanging out with a couple COOL DINOSAURS in the office at work.
Ready to stand on circles! Who else up Scrunglin' #nerdlings #scrungaloids
WIP of a Scrungaloid that I captured from my backyard while it was firing blindly around a corner at my dog. I knew planting the toothpick cacti in my garden was a good move.
(Sculpt by the excellent @opensketchbook.bsky.social). #nerdlings
It's a tyrannofex gun
the other side of one of the tyrannofex weapons
Workin' on a Tyrannofex #nerdlings #warhammer #tyranids
OOOOH, we've got red.
Swampy damp boys #nerdlings #findfolkfriday
Word of the Day is βcatchfartβ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
in case you're curious how american healthcare works, you're picking out of brocures that looks like these, 600-900$/mo each good luck!
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World eaters slaughterbound, front
WE slaughterbound, rear
Top of slaughter bound
Side view. Slaughterbound
Slaughterbound for a commission #nerdlings #warhammer40k
Happy Fraggy Friday
Praetor from trench crusade
Praetor mini from Trench Crusade, left side. There is a tid.
Rear view of trench crusade Praetor
Right hand view of the previous subject.
Still having a blast painting this Praetor from Factory Fortress @trenchcrusade.bsky.social #trenchcrusade #nerdlings #miniaturepainting #art
Damn this model rules.
Trench Crusade Praetor, front
Trench Crusade Praetor, back
Trench Crusade Praetor, left side
Trench Crusade Praetor, right side.
WIP of a #trenchcrusade Praetor #nerdlings
download on the silksong nexus titled "Blue Hornet (Blornet as I like to call her)", with an image of hornet from silksong with a blue cloak instead of her usual red
silksong mods are really popping off
Yeah I've been over drafted more often than not over the past year. It's dire. Hang in there.
Damn I forgot to alt text these again. It's just a white and gold venom crawler proxy, then a picture is the official heretic legion models I'm working on for trench crusade, then a close up of a warwolf, and finally a proxy Blood Slaughterer I printed and painted.
Stuff I've been working on #miniatures #nerdlings
I'm losing it at Hamburger Vacation LMAO
The scumfuck bottom-feeding scum that make AI lore slop have hit new depths of vile; they, through a channel management company, are claiming copyright on Games Workshop images in order to prevent other channels from using them.
Hello I am human artist
An image stolen from the Something Awful Simpsons Meme Thread, posted by Uncle Wemus: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3846107&pagenumber=1330#post548002120 Abe Simpson stands in front of a young Homer and Barney Panel 1: I used to "goon" but then they changed what "goon" was Panel 2: Now What I'm doing isn't "gooning" and what's "gooning" seems weird and scary to me Panel 3: *Abe pointing* It'll happen to you
Something Awful posters in 2025
oh yeah word it feels like you're dying. bad stuff