@taskmastertherapy
This page is for sharing the bits of Taskmaster that bring us joy and comfort. Please see a licensed therapist if you need to and can afford it. Neither affiliated with nor sweet on the show, couldn't give a fuck.
Did she perform in Old Norse/Icelandic? I know a lot of Icelandic people know English, but it seems silly to give a stand-up set in a foreign language when you can communicate intergalactically like that.
I hate Taskmaster Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as “expect the unexpected, bebeh”?
Ugh, I HATE Taskmaster Halloween!
I hate Taskmaster Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as tarpeters?
I hate Taskmaster Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as “the throw”?
I'm sure she'll mention it on her podcast if she does!
We musn't forget.
This Bonnie Prince Billy song is one of my favorites of all time.
Also, John Robins appreciates good Louisville musicians!
"Danish, when to pretend to be"
Noticing for the first time today how very Zaltzman Andy's CoC prize task was.
Rubadubdub
I miss Sam Campbell on Taskmaster like he’s a close friend I’ve fallen out of touch with www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBC4...
“Has the crow won again?”
Can't say I'm surprised by any of this.
Basic Bishstink
Keeping up the proud Trump tradition of stealing money from kids with cancer.
Man, I was so freaked out about the new episode of Taskmaster not being posted yet. Until I remembered today’s Wednesday.
It’s JUST nutmeg.
She was so kind to let the rhino get some enrichment and on-the-job training!
Okay, now it’s an itch I’m determined to scratch: Why was the ball-shooting rhino labeled “Sidi” in the latest Taskmaster ep?
1. As suggested by @kischtrine.bsky.social, Emma’s famous ball troubles
2. Both proudly dry/hiding lotion about their person
3. Secret third option
Also also I’d like to apologize to the rhino personally for calling it a ghost. I know the threat of extinction is very real for you and did not mean to cause offense or harm.
Phil should have brought in a note that says, “Hey, mate” for the prize task.
Also, I hope Emma Sidi is hiding in the ghost costume and that’s why the camera says “Property of Sidi.”
Just learned two things from Phil saying, “Urine! Didn’t expect that!” before the first task proper:
1. Clearly Phil is an archeologist
2. Sanjeev should’ve gotten 5 points on the prize task
I haven’t seen this show, but did you guys know Alan Carr is the namesake of the word car?
Ania with straighter hair is like Superman putting on glasses so you think he’s Clark Kent.
“Is there a duck onmyface?”
